THE BOOST MOBILE AT LOWERS!

This year the Boost Mobile at lowers has a new Queen.
Latoya Jackson will preside over the event at lowers this week.

This answers a lot of questions...

Sydney Carton - An insolent, indifferent, and alcoholic attorney who works with Stryver. Carton has no real prospects in life and doesn’t seem to be in pursuit of any. He does, however, love Lucie and his feelings for her eventually transform him into a man of profound merit. At first the polar opposite of Darnay, in the end Carton morally surpasses the man to whom he bears a striking physical resemblance.

Another fan of San-O Daze does his part. Thank you, whoever you are!

Voodoo at Sano?

I woke up this morning as usual, about 4:30 am. A typical Sunday, load up head to Sano and hope for is waves.

I opened the front door and something fell at my feet. I reached down to pick it up. It's a little doll, not an ordinary doll, a little male Voodoo Doll.

There was a note tied to it, with a string around the tiny penis and the testicles were red. I removed it, to read the note. It said anonymous.
Somebody may have cast Voodoo on you Anonymous.
E-mail me as soon as possible, maybe we can reverse this. Nobody deserves that kind of treatment.

All I can say is YIKES!!!

Anonymous Family

anonymous One entry found for anonymous. Main Entry: anon·y·mous Pronunciation: &-'nä-n&-m&s Function: adjective Etymology: Late Latin anonymus, from Greek anOnymos, from a- + onyma name -- more at NAME 1 : not named or identified anonymous author> anonymous> 2 : of unknown authorship or origin anonymous tip> 3 : lacking individuality, distinction, or recognizability anonymous faces in the crowd> anonymous streets -- William Styron> - anon·y·mous·ly adverb - anon·y·mous·ness noun

I know we all understand the word anonymous, however if we take a minute and examine things a little closer, you will clearly see that when you say something anonymously you really have no substance or truth to what you are saying.

Kites attack!

A squadron of kites attacks San Onofre!

If you look carefully, you can see the Mayors massive weight loss! Way to go, Mayor!

It's amazing what one can find on the reef at low tide!

Talegalite Kite Fliers Attack Ranger

One of The blog
monitor's cameras
captured this image of
Ranger Ephraim's first
attempt to stop
the Talegalite
kite fliers at SanO.

Mistaking him for a
lawyer, the Talegalites
lassoed his feet and flew
him into the wind vane. He
hung there for five hours
until he was rescued by
the San Onofre Chapter
of the ACLU, who
apparently also thought
that Ranger Ephraim was
a fellow lawyer.

New Zealand Wind Vane 1904

The New Caledonia, a posh New Zealand Hotel in 1904, displayed what may have been the first surfboard wind vane . The locals nicknamed the hotel the "Hawaiian Board House" after the wind vane, which can be seen, on the right, in the enlarged portion of the picture. The surfboard measured over 18 feet, but most probably was never actually used for surfing before being installed as the hotel's signature wind vane. The hotel was famous for its Sunday brunch in the Captain Cook room, an elegant dining room named in honor of the European discoverer of New Caledonia and Hawaii.

The primary fare of the restaurant was a piece of salt beef between two slices of toasted bread , or as they became known, sandwiches, since, as you will recall, Captain Cook's patron and superior officer was John Montague, the Fourth Earl of Sandwich, which is why Hawaii was originally named the Sandwich Islands .

Although not clearly visible in this photograph, the upper side or top of the surfboard had a mother of pearl inlay in the design of the flag of New Zealand. It is thought that the 'Hawaiian ocean wave riding board' was originally going to be placed in the restaurant since the top side, as installed on the top of a tall pole, was only visible to airplanes, of which there were none in New Zealand in 1904. The underside also had a mother of pearl inlay of the family crest of the Earl of Sandwich, whose descendants are alive and well today.

F _ _ _ ing KITES!!!

The last f _ _ _ ing weekend of the summer and some dumb-schitt has to fly his kite into our new Wind Vane! Its only been up 5 months! It took me 1 1/2 hrs to get the main string and kite down, but the tail is still twisted in the prop! How stupid can one get, to fly a kite near something like this? (must have been a Talegalite)

This should help the Mayor get a better grip on things.

Normally I would have thought this to be the Mayor, but since he lost weight, I believe this to be an imposter.

In Memory of: Steve Irwin (CROCODILE HUNTER)

What a tragic loss for all. Not only was he the most well known wildlife Icon in the world, but he was a very good surfer as well!
"CRIKEY" He will be missed.

The Rabbit and the Snake

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one can remember which animal they are so they decide to feel each other.

The rabbit says " you feel me first", the snake starts feeling the rabbit and says "you have fur all over and a cotton tail, tall ears and big back feet"!

The rabbit says "I know, I'm a rabbit"! YIPPEE! Then the rabbit feels the snake and says, ok your long and thin and slimy all over and there's a little forked tongue!

The snake replies "OH NO, I'm a LAWYER"!!!

Body Art competitor

My niece Rebecca, who is an aspiring young actress, came to me with an idea of trying out for the California State Body Art Competition. I was reluctant at first, but she convinced me that we had a chance, and that it would be great exposure for her career. It wasn't her that I questioned,it was my rusty ability to paint. Since I have not done anything for years.

As you can see, the canvas I had to work with is very worthy. We did three poses, the photo above is the one that was accepted by the judges. So we are off to San Francisco for the live competition this fall. Depending on how we do there, we hope to go to New York for the Nationals, with a shot at the World Competition.

YOU"VE GOT TO HEAR THIS!

A message for us all!

Inflated dolls for deflated dreams...

Don't you have to wonder what's going on in this picture? I a’m desperately hoping this guy has very bad eyesight and thinks he is’ snapping pictures of hot babes, because the alternatives are too pathetic.

In fairness, there were supposed to be steamy lingerie models at this sex trade show in San Clemente , but they were unable to make it here for the show due to a mix up in flight schedules. So, in a common metaphor for modern life, plastic had to substitute for the real thing.

People still showed up at the event, but there was grumbling, and you probably could have made a fortune by selling information on where the steamy models went.

This is said to be Mayor Murphy's private collection.