Thursday, June 15, 2006

BK Cleared. Photo Proves Innocence.

I know you have all been wondering what happened to BK after his arrest, reported here at San-O Daze. Well, to be brief, BK was never "carrying an illegal weapon under his skirt," as was reported by the press. First of all, it was a kilt. Secondly, as the photographic evidence clearly shows, there was no "12-gauge flare gun." BK was released Wednesday night after the judge finished examining the evidence. I knew that once the judge got a personal view of the evidence, she would be satisfied. BK reports that the judge was quite thorough, examining the evidence at 1:15, 1:45, and again at 3:30 a.m.
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16 comments:

  1. Anonymous6/15/2006 3:33 PM

    I saw Brownhole!!!

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  2. Anonymous6/15/2006 3:35 PM

    That's BK alright, I'd recognize that stiff pole anywheres. Is he still living upstairs at the "Rib", btw, where can I buy the photo?

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  3. Anonymous6/15/2006 3:42 PM

    Is it true that Gomer got a piece of the Rock?

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  4. Anonymous6/15/2006 3:49 PM

    Dismissed on lack of evidence.

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  5. Anonymous6/15/2006 4:21 PM

    Sure Judy, you'd love to loosen BK's load, wouldn't you. He's squirt all over you, wouldn't he?

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  6. Anonymous6/15/2006 4:27 PM

    He's no Screech

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  7. Anonymous6/15/2006 4:27 PM

    I've been scared straight.

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  8. Anonymous6/15/2006 5:06 PM

    I will never look at BK the same way

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  9. Anonymous6/15/2006 5:09 PM

    Scary Mary:
    He delivers.

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  10. Anonymous6/15/2006 5:32 PM

    Screech.
    10 inch.
    he could make the money he needs to save his house doing porn.
    gay porn, but its just acting, so it doesn't count.

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  11. Anonymous6/15/2006 6:17 PM

    Scary M, that B.K. is a loose cannon redy to explode. If he does, you'd bette step back.

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  12. Anonymous6/15/2006 7:09 PM

    It makes me wonder if some guy set up a hidden camera to catch "up skirt" shots, came back and got the camera, and got more than he bargined for.

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  13. Anonymous6/16/2006 7:35 AM

    Now's there's something you don't see everyday.

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  14. Anonymous6/16/2006 8:09 AM

    You can tell that BK, with nutz that tight he can slam me like an $8.00 omelet.
    Any day of the week.

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  15. Anonymous6/16/2006 11:18 AM

    That man gave me candy

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  16. Anonymous6/16/2006 1:22 PM

    You would think that he would at least throw a party to celebrate his release, or releases, as the case may be.

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