What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo? I didn't know we were pouring concrete today ----- What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a child. ----- What do you call a Mexican with a new car? A felon ----- Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future either! ----- Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot? 50 Mexicans died ----- Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their moms clean it. ----- What's a mexican's favorite sport? cross country ----- Why cant mexicans play uno? Because they always steal the green card ----- 2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop ----- Why can't mexicans be firemen? They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b ----- Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo? They only had 2 vans. ----- What do you call a group of stoned mexicans? Baked beans ----- When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits? His Lawn Mower ----- How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it. ----- What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap...? the bucket ----- What do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip ----- What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing? A mexican't ----- What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican? A pizza can feed a family of four ----- What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person? Somebody too lazy to steal. ----- What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe? A PUTO ----- If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican? The dumb mexican, the rest don't exist. ----- Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's? Because it says no trespassing ----- What do you call a midget mexican? Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay
Yo! Which one is ANGRYWHITEMAN. Is he in there. If not, why not?
ReplyDeleteWhat did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?
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What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
One can raise a child.
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What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon
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Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either!
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Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?
50 Mexicans died
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Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
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What's a mexican's favorite sport?
cross country
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Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card
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2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop
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Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
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Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
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What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
Baked beans
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When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits?
His Lawn Mower
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How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap...?
the bucket
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What do you call a mexican baptism?
Bean dip
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What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing?
A mexican't
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What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
A pizza can feed a family of four
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
Somebody too lazy to steal.
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What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe?
A PUTO
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If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican?
The dumb mexican, the rest don't exist.
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Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's?
Because it says no trespassing
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What do you call a midget mexican?
Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay
These Nike adds have completly destroyed San Onofre family surfing.
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