The reason Anon' and Pirus drivers are pokey is they don't want to be involved in a drunk driving accident with an unemployed construction worker with no insurance.
Dr.Ralph, you suggested taking ones mom to breakfast because the surf was flatter than a pancake. Well, I did, She got plastered with Mimosas. It was awful. She began screaming and wouldn't shut up. The assisstant manager had to escort her out of the restaursnt. Please keep your suggestions to yourself from now on. Thank you.
And thanks to Dr. Ralph, we took mom and grandma to brunch. We all got severe salmonella with the diarereha hitting on the 405. Grandma is still in the ICU and the rest of us are still shitting like a fire hose.
E.Coli, you are so very, very, fortunate. The entire family dined at the locol San Clemente eatery recommended by last month's Blog. We ate to our hearts content, actually 'til we honest to gawd couldn't eat another bite if our life depended on it. This place is at the south end of town. I, myself, am competly plugged up, constipated, if you will, to the max. Any suggestions San-O Daze members have to get the digestive juices flowing would be a gawd send. Thanks Dr.Ralph.
Dagnabbit, Dr.Ralph, I followed your adice. Took wife, mother in law, Aunt Bess, and Granma, to the mexican restaurant on El Camino. Granma had a rush of the Italian squirts, rushed to the growler. Guess what? The toilet was plugged by an epmployee big time. Granma says it was the most revolting thing she'd ever witnessed. The employee was a male who used the ladies schitter. She thought an animal ha died in there.
Parking meter people agreed on terms with State of CA to install indestructable parking meters on all sides of dirt road. Meters are promulgated for $1.75 hour. No refunds.
What else is new, Doc Ralph.
ReplyDeleteSay, Dr. raplh. Can you please post some picture with your words?
ReplyDeleteMomma, no he can't.
ReplyDeleteDr, please tell why mexicans and prius drivers like to go real slow in the fast lane.
ReplyDeleteThe reason Anon' and Pirus drivers are pokey is they don't want to be involved in a drunk driving accident with an unemployed construction worker with no insurance.
ReplyDeleteDoc, hi. How do I get into a surfboard riding commercial. Do you know.
ReplyDeleteDr.Ralph, you suggested taking
ReplyDeleteones mom to breakfast because the surf was flatter than a pancake. Well, I did, She got plastered with Mimosas. It was awful. She began screaming and wouldn't shut up. The assisstant manager had to escort her out of the restaursnt. Please keep your suggestions to yourself from now on. Thank you.
And thanks to Dr. Ralph, we took mom and grandma to brunch. We all got severe salmonella with the diarereha hitting on the 405. Grandma is still in the ICU and the rest of us are still shitting like a fire hose.
ReplyDeleteE.Coli, you are so very, very, fortunate. The entire family dined at the locol San Clemente eatery recommended by last month's Blog. We ate to our hearts content, actually 'til we honest to gawd couldn't eat another bite if our life depended on it. This place is at the south end of town. I, myself, am competly plugged up, constipated, if you will, to the max. Any suggestions San-O Daze members have to get the digestive juices flowing would be a gawd send. Thanks Dr.Ralph.
ReplyDeleteDagnabbit, Dr.Ralph, I followed your adice. Took wife, mother in law, Aunt Bess, and Granma, to the mexican restaurant on El Camino. Granma had a rush of the Italian squirts, rushed to the growler. Guess what? The toilet was plugged by an epmployee big time. Granma says it was the most revolting thing she'd ever witnessed. The employee was a male who used the ladies schitter. She thought an animal ha died in there.
ReplyDeleteWell Doc, we too took your advice. Luckily no one got the squirts (although granny's been fartin up a storm)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, all I hear from all my buds at the beach was how great it was. 8 to 10 and glassy with no one out was all I heard.
Last time I listen to you.
Dr.Ralph and all followers. I give up San-O Daze. Sorry, but you people done run outta' gas.
ReplyDeletePutzle has dropped the ball again, Dr Ralph.
ReplyDeleteAnon' #2,good call, I thought I was the only one who noticed.
ReplyDeleteGeeze, Dr. Ralph, blown out again by a powerful west wind. Does that SOSC BOD not have a clue. Someone said plant kelp. What are they waiting for?
ReplyDeleteDr Ralph, do you know where we can purchcse some kelp seeds?
ReplyDeleteSOSC BOD, Dr. Ralpph-O has not a clue, but I know. You purchase sea
ReplyDeletekelp at 'Kelpy's Kelp Head-quarters'on San Nickolas Island. Hope this helps.
Study nature,
ReplyDeletelove nature,
stay close to nature.
It will never fail you.
MURPHY, YOU KEEP POPPING UP LIKR BURNT TOAST.
ReplyDeleteIt's about time, Puttzle, schitt or get off the pot.
ReplyDeleteMay 9, 2010 was last week. Please adjust your call letters and time check. This is your responsibility Dr.Ralph.
ReplyDeleteDoc Ralph is on cruise control again. Putzle please awaken him.
ReplyDeleteDr. Ralph is asleep at the wheel.
ReplyDeletePutzle has lost control big time!
Murphy is way out to lunch.
Sydney and Dingo are gone.
The white man is in prison.
Lasagna is off his meds.
And the rest don't count.
Like rats on a sinking ship.
ReplyDeleteWay down Anon', the only meds pre-scribed for Lasagna is his 7severe uncontroled colon spasms
ReplyDeletethat are agonizing.
Here's more good news Puttzle, San Onofre is now a sanctuary beach. One no longer be detained in Vista jail for alcohol consumption.
ReplyDeleteFaith is the bird that feels the light
ReplyDeletewhen the dawn is still dark.
"San Onofre Surf Report May13, 2010"
ReplyDeleteEIGHTEENTH, THERE'S A SWELL ON THE WAY.
ReplyDeleteThis is Thursday, Puttzle stuck on
ReplyDeletelast Sunday. Can you believe it?
Nope, no hope in dope. Alright?
ReplyDeleteAs usual dr. Ralph and Putzle have dropped the ball.
ReplyDelete'AIR', you said a mouthfull.
ReplyDeleteDue to budget cuts San
ReplyDeleteOnofre Surf Beach will cloe on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesdays, this summer.
Parking meter people agreed on terms with State of CA to install indestructable parking meters on all sides of dirt road. Meters are promulgated for $1.75 hour. No refunds.
ReplyDeleteDear Pay Up: I'm a member of the SOSC, must I pay parking meter fees to do a surf at my favorite beach. Thank you in advance.
ReplyDeleteHi T-Bird.
SS DD. What's going on here anyhow or what. Maybe Dr,Ralph has writer's cramp. There's no way Puttzle will help him out of this mess.
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