NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Friday, September 30, 2005
After January 1 2006, a new mounted Ranger Posse will patrol San Onofre in the afternnon and evening looking for violators of the new "NO ALCOHOL" rule! Their new mounts are also trained in crowd control.
4 comments:
Anonymous
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Mushburger, try putting your Margaritas in a Gatorade sports bottle, its looks just like Gatorade!
I was parked next to a booze enthusiast at san o a few weeks ago. the guy was trying to ride his board, half loaded. I overheard the lady saying she was driving back to town to get him a little extra hooch. Through the roar and distance the guy requested a little absinthe. She says " why your so sweet... because absinthe makes the heart go fonder?" he says "uhh yea, see ya soon honey"
4 comments:
Mushburger, try putting your Margaritas in a Gatorade sports bottle, its looks just like Gatorade!
They are trained to sniff-out alcohol,drugs,Swedish Maids and Truffles!
I castrate myself before you and bow to a better nose!
I was parked next to a booze enthusiast at san o a few weeks ago. the guy was trying to ride his board, half loaded. I overheard the lady saying she was driving back to town to get him a little extra hooch. Through the roar and distance the guy requested a little absinthe. She says " why your so sweet... because absinthe makes the heart go fonder?" he says "uhh yea, see ya soon honey"
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