Dingo not to be outdone, got this beauty and has parked it at Old Mans. Its to bad Puttz doesn't have the big bucks like Dingo, so he could live in style too!

Puttzle decided he couldn't afford a nice container home, so he converted his bus to this Island dream home on wheels.

Murphy has filed a petition with the state parks in conjunction with Titelist Golf Equipment to convert the point into this. He can tee off while Mushburger gets his left!

When you take the kids out trick or treating tonight, you might want to avoid Tubesteak's house as this is what the kids will see as the door is opened!

This Talegalite was wondering what the "HAZMAT" crew was going to do with the spent fuel rod from the nuclear power plant that was stolen and later found behind bathroom#4 at San Onofre.

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Remember, its that time of year again! Fall forward, spring back as the old adage goes. You're going to lose that hour of sleep you gained last spring.

Here is a good satellite photo of hurricane Wilma.

Here is one of the feral cats that can be seen at San Onofre early in the morning. Could it be the proximity to the nuclear plant or selective inbreeding? Either way, something strange is going on with the ass end of this thing!

And who do we find at GayBurgers enjoying one of their John Holms burgers? Our own Dingo!

We have had our spy follow Mushburger to his favorite hamburger joint in Laguna beach.

We finally got a picture of Mushburger as he arrived at SanO with his famous "BurgerBike"!

A new sign has been posted at the gate to San Onofre.

With winter coming, the State Park service has posted new signs at San Onofre.

This sot attended another one of those surf industry corperate parties at San Onofre yesterday and might have had too much to drink. When Ranger Dairywimple pulled him over and attempted to administer a breathalyzer test, the guy puked all over him ruining Dairywimple's new uniform. The intoxicated driver ended up blowing a .64! Thats 8 times the legal limit, albeit low for San Onofre standards.

These tourists were posing for a picture to send to grandma back in Kansas when that infamous Dogpatch shore break got 'em. LIfeguards are no longer calling it a "search and rescue", and are now calling it a "body recovery".

"Honestly officers, I'm not Mushburger!" "Honestly!" Said the clown.

Well, I can't think of a caption for this. Any ideas?

It seems Dingo has shown you the wrong container home. That was a picture of Grumpy's home. This is a picture of Puttzles home, with his 2 acre herb garden in the rear.

Not only does Puttzle's container have indoor plumbing, he can also check his eyesight while reading the manual on how to use his new commode!

Puttzle has done a little cosmetic enhancement to his new container home. In this close up, you can see the artistic talent that he wields. I would guess that there is no such thing as a "homeowners association" there!

Puttzle may be living in a container, but he goes surfing in his VW bus , and we mean surfing in his VW bus!

This just in! Here is the first picture of Puttzles new Shipping Container home. This 40ft container was remodeled to a two-story bachelor pad. Just put it on a ship and move anywhere you want without calling a mover to load and unload your furniture.

Another one of those nuclear fish caught at San Onofre. I do know that fish and game has set the size limit for doubleheaded fish at 28 inches. This one could be a little bit undersize.

Caught at last! This is key-hole-clara, she has been peeping through the key-hole at bathroom #4 for decades and was finally apprehended by Ranger Dairywimple yesterday when she was knocked unconscious when the person she was peeping opened the door and blackened her eye with the door knob!

Murphy got a new dog. What a cutie!

I had the dogs water bowl sitting on the iceplant. He goes to get a drink and yelps in sheer terror! This previously thought to be extinct amphibious Hammerhead snapping lizzard had gotten into his bowl and took a chunk out of his nose as he went for his drink. These things bite, they smell bad and have a rotten disposition.

Now available at Talega Surf & Sport. A waterproof WiFi PC actually installed in your surfboard! So now while your blatantly hopping someone at San Onofre, you can be checking Wetsand for the next swell, looking at porn, or even reading San-o Daze.

This giant tapeworm washed ashore at the point yesterday. What is really scary is that this is only one segment of the thing and that tapeworms are made up of hundreds of segments! I'd sure hate to be whatever's intestinal tract that this thing was wrecking havoc upon!

This is all thats left of the Point and SandBar after the rains last night, this is where the fire ring sat.

Yesterday's sudden dounpour sure caught these guys by surprise! They were parked by toilet building #4 when a flash flood came down the culvert and swept them out to sea. The cars are destined to become part of the reef as a certain female ranger said "it's the lifeguard's responsibility" and the lifeguards said "it's the ranger's responsibility". Well, if these folks had read this blog, they would have known to stay away from San Onofre!

This storm has taken its toll on SanO, from the Point to DogPatch the rains have washed out the road from one end to the other!

Winter weather is here again! Just like last year, cutoff lows pulling in tropical moisture. Lightning, thunder, and waterspouts. Electricuted seagulls dead all over the beach. Ground squirrels and bass sucked up in funnel clouds.For your own safety, stay away from San Onofre until May.

New for the summer of '06. Puttzle got to preview the lines at the annual Hanalei Bay Fashion Show. We can look for the gals to be wearing these by next summer. Problem is, many of the gals who surf at San Onofre look nothing like the model and more like Tubesteak in drag.

The latest from Talega Motor Cars. Perfect for taking the kids to school or soccer practice. Also great for you women who love to speed at San Onofre while endlessly yakking on your cell phones. Full time 6 wheel drive gets an awesome 3mpg.

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took off running down the street. Officer Bob (OB), on his way to San Onofre, was at the intersection where it happened and he tried to stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming. All Officer Bob could think of doing was to shoot her. This took everyone by surprise. Officer Bob ran over to her and put the fire out, then called for an ambulance. When questioned about his course of action to stop her, Officer said, "My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a fire-arm."

Here it is! The Mayor going left on a freak set this morning at the SandBar!

From The Mayors Office

The Mayor went surfing today! Mark that on your 2 calender ( you know, To cold, to crowded,to rocky) Film at 11:00! More later-------- maybe

I went to San Onofre the other day. I was only in the water for about 20 minutes, and when I came out there was a ranger writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My van was parked down by the shower..

Dennis Earle captured this eight foot long Diamondback rattler by bathroom #4. The santa ana winds have brought them out of the hills and down to the concrete of the San Onofre bathrooms! Use caution when urinating or defecating,

Too bad I missed the Roxy. Seems the gals had a great time!

New Orleans transplant enthusiastically cheering on his favorites at the Roxy. Perhaps he might want to tell some beaurocrat that he's an illegal alien so as to get some free dental care.

WARNING!!

WARNING! Due to an infestation of unusally aggressive and rabid vampire bats, all beachgoers to San Onofre are advised to stay away from the area in the predawn and evening hours. Although there have been some attacks during daylight, darkness is the deadliest. Garlic and crosses to not work. That is all.

Rumor has it , that Michael Jackson has signed up for the Roxy!

The 4 finalists from last years Roxy Bikini contest.

Now you know why the Mayor loves to golf!

Lots of wave hogs out this morning.

This guy has been seen hanging around girls surfing contests! Watch your kids, as HE AIN'T RIGHT!

This image of the Virgin Mary was found on a rock at low-tide at Old Mans this morning. Tens of thousands of people are desending on San Onofre to view this wonder of nature. The state park service feels the massive crowds expected could be so heavy that there will be no room at Old Mans to hold the Roxy contest! There will be no room at the Point either as the locals are having their "Is your pension good enough?" meeting!

One of the early spectators for this weekends contest and future bathroom #4-20 local.

Due to the massive request's, here is a picture of Puttzle,Dingo and the Mayor on a typical day at SanO.

Well our beloved Unt Puttzle must have found himself a girl friend, and to declare his affection he shaved this heart on his back.

We also found this picture, now we know what anonymous looks like.