Thursday, October 13, 2005

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took off running down the street. Officer Bob (OB), on his way to San Onofre, was at the intersection where it happened and he tried to stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming. All Officer Bob could think of doing was to shoot her. This took everyone by surprise. Officer Bob ran over to her and put the fire out, then called for an ambulance. When questioned about his course of action to stop her, Officer said, "My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a fire-arm."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bingo, you should be ashamed of yourself lowering OB to lounge act material. Now Stop!

Anonymous said...

Lounge act material would be an ELEVATION for OB!

Anonymous said...

For the life of me, what would OB be doing in Tiajuana in the first place?

Anonymous said...

15 viagra's, 6 Redbulls, and a box of condoms. You do the math!

Anonymous said...

16 Vi's, 6 Redbulls, OMG! Was he down there to get high pressure medication. That poor old OB is a walking time-bomb.

Anonymous said...

Now we all know that OB is a gambler, with all that stuff you should know he was down there to play POKE_HER!

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