WARNING! Due to an infestation of unusally aggressive and rabid vampire bats, all beachgoers to San Onofre are advised to stay away from the area in the predawn and evening hours. Although there have been some attacks during daylight, darkness is the deadliest. Garlic and crosses to not work. That is all.
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Look close , you can see the image of the Virgin Mary?
According to scientific researchers, these bats are known to attack women who are in their monthly cycle, and anyone that is in a radius of twenty five feet of said person or person's!
Man! I'd hate to be at San Onofre this weekend. What,with the Roxy all female surfing contest and all those women! Dude! The sharks and Bats are going to have a field day! Stay out of the water Dudes, the creatures are going to be in a feeding frenzy!
obee, I have encountered such alien behavior all over the galaxy.
it is not limited to san onofre.
Zok !
GROW IT YOURSELF!
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