Tuesday, November 08, 2005

BREAKING NEWS!!!


TCA crews began draining and dredging the Trestles wetlands today for the new toll road. However, some of their heavy equipment sank in the mud leaking thousands of gallons of diesel fuel killing every bird, frog, gnat gatcher, fairy shrimp, and illegal alien living in the once pristine area. We will keep you updated here at San-o Daze.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry Mushy, I thought that was your Blazer!

Anonymous said...

Pack-em and stack-em, lets go!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why don't you slackers find work, forget about surfing all the time.

Anonymous said...

Like that old saying:

"WORK IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON"T SURF"
(maybe in your case moe its CAN'T surf)

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