AMERICANS

Unless you're family tree has names like Black Hawk in them. We are all descendants of illegal immigrants.

In the rough

Murphy hit his tee shot (on the first hole) into the rough and out of bounds. Duce was not with him today, so he attempted to retrieve the ball himself and has not been seen sense.

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Get'er Done

Now this guy has the right idea! Did you know that in Mexico its against the law to protest anything? Maybe America can help, lets protest down there, but with a couple of Stealth Bombers over El Presidente' fox's home!

MORE BULLSHIT

Lets hope our government cuts all funding to Montebello high school!

THIS IS BULLSHIT

This is BULLSHIT and AMERICA shouldn't put up with it!

There will be white chicks at drralphs Friday poker bash tonight!

A new National Anthem

Can you believe this CRAP? There is now a spanish version of our "NATIONAL ANTHEM" that also has a section with cRAP in it! Some of the wording has also been changed. Why are these people picketing our government? Why aren't they down in their own country picking THEIR GOVERNMENT for the same thing? WHY????

After a tough day of finding golf ball's, I give Deuce his bath and dinner at the same time so he can get to bed alittle earlier so he can be well rested for the next day.

Big Momma arriving at drralph's poker bash last week.

The surf was small again this morning, but it didn't matter with the raising of the wind vanes.

Tailor made

This young lady is being custom fit for her drralph tailor made.

Deep into mexico at a secret testing ground, coyote's are testing the new ITA (illegal transit authority) school bus. This thing turns the 1/4 mile in under 6 sec. at speeds over 200mph. And it runs on used vegetable oil. (it smells like a giant taco)

Click here for a new game making the internet rounds. Tubesteak may particularly enjoy this!

Tomorrow is Friday and you know what that means! Yep, poker at drralph's place!

The new Old Mans Wind Vane doing its thing!

The new Point Wind Vane doing its thing!

The Mayor and Kamper Rick putting up the new Wind Vane at The Point.

Dingo and Kamper Rick putting up the new Wind Vane at Old Mans.

Kamper Rick and the Mayor with the new Wind Vanes, on the left is Rick with the one for Old Mans, and on the right Is the Mayor and The Points.

Typical scene in the Ribtrader parking lot the morning after!

Our Dr. Ralph in his younger days!

The picture says it all!

Just another day at the Linx in laguna Beach.

How to sneak into the USA. Click here!

New State lifeguard Jose Luis Manuel Martinez-Villaraigosa. He does lifeguarding Americans won't do but he won't be there Monday.

This whale washed ashore at San Onofre yesterday after having apparently been mortally wounded by frenzied Great white sharks. Thats drralph removing the sphincter.

Finally! A real cowboy! None of this Brokeback Mountain crap.

My God! Dr. Ralph's new diet really works!

Weather

Some rain maybe?

Extremely cold water and weather has come once again to San Onofre. They say it could last until July!

DR. Ralph now has a new twist to
his posting!

PHOTO OF ESCAPED CHIMPS!

Thats BK in the front and Tubesteak looking stately in the back.

drralph caught sleeping on the job! Perhaps the inspiration for his rather unique posts!

Memory

The other day, sitting in traffic at a stop light. I glanced over and saw a homeless person sitting roadside, holding a penciled on cardboard sign that said, (Vietnam Vet will work for food). I rolled the window down and asked, what's you're name? solder. He replied, Steve. I said what unit. He got up and approached my car saying, 4th Inf. 69-70. I reached out to shake his hand and said,Ralph 4th Inf. 68-69.
Was he a Vet who never recovered from the scars of war or had I just met my replacment or both? I gave him some cash, said good luck. He said, God bless brother.
I always see guys like Steve, especially around Memorial Day or Veterans Day. I never say anything to them. Perhaps from now on I shall.

Let us all take a moment today and remember our fallen brothers and sisters.........

The same young lady as the previous post . After Jenny Craig diet.

You asked for it....more fat chick pics!

Here is another seemingly life-like sand sculpture. I see where he's looking and I know what he's thinking. However, proper decorum prevents me from revealing such.

Don't get sand in the gearbox!

I had a very bad day in surgery.

What are they thinking? Don't they know that glass containers are NOT allowed on the beach?

The rangers discovered a huge under ground growing room at 4doors today.

Pandora

Recently PANDORAS BOX was opened up. It stimulated conversation. We should continue to do so. It's healthy.

Things picked up a bit this afternoon. We are back to more normal activity. Nice wave Peter.

surf

These guys could'nt even find a wave to ride today.

Here's a photo of Brownholes two Lesbian firefighters with the two gay Lifeguards at Trail #6
(can you guess who that is in the background?)

Dr. Are you ready for the ceremonial surgery?

Everyone out of the water! Sharks have been sighted through out the San Onofre area!

Strange goings on at the sandbar this morning!

comment

If a great leg generated brownholes comment what will this do?

Border patrol

This baby will take care of any illegals.

PALLET

Here is something a little softer on the eye.

I couldn't stand looking at the flamers everytime I clicked on the site, so here's a repost thats a little more palletable.