NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Thursday, April 20, 2006
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Here is something a little softer on the eye.
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THE DI VINCI LOAD
Production outfit PZP Productions has announced plans to release its gay-sex film The DaVinci Load on May 19, the same day the movie that it parodies—Ron Howard’s The Da Vinci Code—is scheduled to hit theaters.
PZP head Peter Zaragoza told Gay Video News, “The DaVinci Load is our most ambitious and expensive film to date. The star, new discovery Sebastian Young, is a hot bad-boy with a [remarkable appendage] and great charisma.”
The plot—“very loosely” based on that of Dan Brown’s novel—suggests that DNA from Da Vinci’s own sperm has been found in the paint the artist used for his masterworks, and that the sperm is discovered to have supernatural powers.
“I love campy porn,” said Zaragoza, “so it was very hard for me to do this film without making it tongue-in-cheek. There is some serious shit in this film, including political commentary and even a couple of non-violent, cloak-and-dagger–style murders.”
Imagine Entertainment’s spokesperson for The Da Vinci Code was unavailable for comment.
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THE DI VINCI LOAD
Production outfit PZP Productions has announced plans to release its gay-sex film The DaVinci Load on May 19, the same day the movie that it parodies—Ron Howard’s The Da Vinci Code—is scheduled to hit theaters.
PZP head Peter Zaragoza told Gay Video News, “The DaVinci Load is our most ambitious and expensive film to date. The star, new discovery Sebastian Young, is a hot bad-boy with a [remarkable appendage] and great charisma.”
The plot—“very loosely” based on that of Dan Brown’s novel—suggests that DNA from Da Vinci’s own sperm has been found in the paint the artist used for his masterworks, and that the sperm is discovered to have supernatural powers.
“I love campy porn,” said Zaragoza, “so it was very hard for me to do this film without making it tongue-in-cheek. There is some serious shit in this film, including political commentary and even a couple of non-violent, cloak-and-dagger–style murders.”
Imagine Entertainment’s spokesperson for The Da Vinci Code was unavailable for comment.
MY GOD! This is turning into a gay web site!
I'm getting a little concerned about my fellow contributors here. Is there something we should know? Well, I'm going home where my WIFE awaits!
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