Before I went up there, I spent some time talking to this guy named Al, a little bit past the first big shack when you drive in. He seemed a nice sort, but kept claiming that he invented the space time continuum or some such. He was hard to understand and was drinking heavily.
He looks like a 5150 for sure. Any dude with a tongue piercing has got to be a sword swallower.
ReplyDeleteThat's Sal Geez for sure. He ain' drunk, that's Bud Lite, mere 3.4%
ReplyDeleteHe is still, booku dinkie dow.
ReplyDeleteThat’s not my Swedish Penis Pump, baby. I’ve never seen the thing before.
ReplyDeleteIs this the guy who made the joke about how many Dowdens it takes to change a lightbulb? Because I remember at that time there was a pretty funny reply that said:
ReplyDeleteIt takes two Dowdens to change a lightbulb. One unscrews the bulb while the other hands you a tube of lubricant, because having used the lightbulb riddle, ya gotta know where the used bulb is going. There is nothing you can do to stop it, and it will go easier it you lube yourself us first.
That's what I love about this blog. It's one step ahead of the news.
So that's what the judge does in those robes!
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess I really did
ReplyDelete'read it here first.'
A man has a lightbulb shoved up his ass.
That's the guy who keeps shoulder hopping me at Oldmans!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to see that Rustys back!
ReplyDeleteIs that guy Hawaiian?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you shove that penis pump up your ass.
ReplyDeleteMike:
ReplyDeleteAl says come on over, you're his kind of people.
You should have taken him up to the contest area. He fits right in.
ReplyDeleteThat IS Alan Seymour, if you cleaned him up a bit.
ReplyDelete. . . cleaned up Alan, that is.
ReplyDeleteEl pollo, you loco.
ReplyDeleteI got your 5150 right here.
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