FOUR WAY STOP

Well, as long as we are on the wait in line in the morning subject.
Lets talk about the four way stop at the bottom of the hill.

It is around six in the morning, the line is beginning to move, sure enough here comes someone down the hill. He stops at the four way stop and then proceeds to continue on. Well there is no way you are going to let him in, you have been in line since five.

Having said that, what happens if things escalate into a shoving match with cars, or a fist a cuffs.
He made his stop, you how ever rolled through to stay on the bumper of the car in front of you, disallowing him access.

In a court of law, you lose. If I am incorrect about this, there are plenty of you out there who will let me know.

Lets face it, S.O.N.G.S. needs access both in and out of the plant. The way things are now is a bad design. I have my own solution to the problem, witch I will keep to myself for now.

I would like to here your resolution to the problem how ever.

This one is true...

Surfer dies after collapse at San Onofre
THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER
A 22-year-old man from Glendora died Saturday after losing consciousness while surfing at San Onofre State Beach.
Two surfers carried Ryan Neilsom out of the ocean about 10 a.m., said Kevin Cook, a dispatcher at the San Clemente State Beach Lifeguards. Neilsom was still alive and had a weak pulse. The lifeguards tried to use a defibrillator to save him, said Harold William Nickels, lifeguard supervisor at San Onofre.
Neilsom died at 11:35 a.m. at Saddleback Memorial Medical Center in San Clemente, said Supervising Deputy Coroner Leslie Meader. An autopsy is to be performed today.

WHY?

Why do these people with these giant motorhomes get to the gate at San Onofre so early to be first in line, then go to bed and sleep threw the opening of the gate and block the road and make everyone behind them have to pass them and enter on the wrong side of the Kiosk? Why don't you just stay home and sleep.Those of us who get there early, break out chairs and sit around and talk until the gate opens and are ready to go! Like this morning, this giant motorhome first in line sleeps and we have to drive around him and down the wrong side to go in. Then when he does wake-up he drives down to the asphalt parking lot and camps out there, not even going down to the beach then goes back to bed! Hell he could get there at 7am and park in the same place alone without even waiting in line! Be more thoughtful of your fellow surfers. If you get there early and want to sleep, set an alarm, no one is going to wake you up when the gate opens. If you snooze you loose! But remember, it is "NOT A CAMPGROUND"! If your sleeping and people around you are talking and wake you up, well as they say in Russia-- "TOUGHKEY SHITSKEY"! Go to the campground and sleep or wait till you park at the beach, then go to bed! The Park Rangers are going to start ticketing sleepers for illegally camping on the road!

Dr. what did you do?

Well, it seems that Betty had told Dr.Ralph that she wanted to be as cute as a "Cabbage-Patch Kid", but the good Dr.Ralph had no idea what a real cabbage-patch kid looked like so----

At DogPatch they have a different name for them!

I had to re-show this, because I found out that we at The Point are not the only ones with a name for these guys! We call them "Gondola-guys", and the Butt-Boarders at DogPatch call them "Broomers" because they look like they are sweeping with a broom when they paddle!

A MESSAGE FROM THE TCA

This computer simulation shows the intersection of I-5 and the new toll road. The wet lands would be replaced by one of those new fake lawns. The traffic on the 22nd road from the right is the line to San Onofre Surf Beach.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

During these hot days of summer, it is very important to stay out of direct sunlight and to stay well hydrated in a shady place.

The Transformation Begins!

Ugly Betty has undergone the first step to a new look, as Dr.Ralph in episode 2 has performed facial surgery. Stay tuned for episode 3,
"The New Look for Betty"!

Dr. Ralph goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No... I'm your son's math teacher."

Hot weather plus sand in the gearbox...

One advantage to the hot weather......

DR. RALPH, DVM.

While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush, Dr. Ralph comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seems distressed so Dr. Ralph approaches very carefully. He gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large thorn deeply embedded. As carefully and as gently as he can he removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns to face him and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him. For a good ten minutes Dr. Ralph stands frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant turns and walks away. For years after, Dr. Ralph often remembers and ponders the events of that day. Years later he is walking through the zoo with his son. As they approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and Dr. Ralph can't help wondering if this is the same elephant. Dr. Ralph climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right up to the elephant and stares back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of Dr. Ralph's legs and swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, instantly killing him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

UGLY BETTY

Here is the star of Dr.Ralphs reality show,

"UGLY BETTY"! At the end of the series, which will air for 3 episodes, Dr.Ralph will transform her into a raving beauty! The first of the 3 episodes will be "Finding the look", in which the Dr. and Betty find the right look for her and begin the transformation. Stay tuned.

100 percent breast meat!

Introducing the new 100 percent breast meat sandwich by Drralph, served at his Poker Smokers!

Bet you can't eat just one!

Its tough to wait in line for the gate at San Onofre to open! (after being at a Drralph Poker Smoker)

New portable BBQ grills, can be found at your local Super Market parking lot. You can load it with food ( no more carrying it), and roll it right up to the fire! They even have a shelf built in to keep the food warm after cooking!

Watch-it Buster!

With all the BIG money floating around at the Poker Smokers, Drralph has hired himself a bodyguard. She's a retired Navy Walrus. ( female version of the Navy seals)

A day at the races!

And their off! (or on in this case) New races at Drralphs Poker Smoker, where finishing first is not the winning move!

Dr. Ralph and Murphy were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. Dr.Ralph says to Murphy: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." Murphy says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached the old man and Dr. Ralph said to him: "We couldn't ignore the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think." Dr. Ralph said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome." And the old man said: "You thought, but you're wrong." Then Murphy said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." And the old man said: "You thought, but you're wrong." So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?" And the old man said: "I thought I needed to fart. I thought, but I was wrong."

Are you sure that Drralph said to do the bikini wax this way?

Zoo'd

By 7am the crowd at San Onofre was building!

Trail 6

Kamp-R-Rick, checking out the great lefts at Trail 6 this morning!

This Bud's for you

Ready for the next POKER SMOKER at Drralph's!

Remnants of last nights Poker Smoker at Drralphs!

FLY- BY

The Mexican Airforce does a fly-by at the SandBar.

Mason...

As seen by bathroom #4.

Dehydrated Surfers Back in Hospital

San Clemente, CA (UPI) Two surfers found adrift Monday in a sailboat were rehospitalized today due to dehydration from their ordeal at sea. Dr. Ralph of San Clemente General Hospital said that the men were near death, stressing that fluid balances must be kept to what is the normal minimum for each individual person. "We gave them several booster injections and they have both been on a steady flow of intravenous fluid. We will continue with injections and IVs until we can get their bodies back to their normal fluid balance" said Dr. Ralph.

THIS USE TO BE BEER!

Katrina

As the reconstruction goes on in the south, the government is now separating the classes and their housing!

BEER

That about says it all!

Peace, brother.

Typical summer day at 'Nofre.

U.S. Hazards Assessment

Temperature / Wind	Precipitation
Soil / Wildfire	Composite

Valid Monday, July 17, 2006 - Friday, July 28, 2006

Summary of Forecasts & Hazards

Click below for discussions of forecasts
LONG-RANGE	3-5 DAYS	6-10 DAYS	11-14 DAYS

NEW OLYMPIC SPORT

Thanks to The generous donations by Drralph, The Olympic Committee has added Pole Dancing to the next Olympic Games.

BEER STUDY

How big?

Puttzle and Drralph, talking about last nights mouse hunt!

Puzzles New Ride

Slippery When Wet

I am in the process of authoring a dictionary of phrases, for our immigrant friends who have a hard time understanding the English language.

There will be a phrase followed by a photo,(see example above).
After all a picture is worth a thousand words.

show your frizbies

The San Onofre "NUDE FRIZBIE TEAM" back from their latest match against the Team from Trail#6.

Muhammad Achmed, as mentally stabile as he is attractive, has been seen at San Onofre lately.

You provide the words

Generic Dough Boy

Looks like our friends from south of the border, are trying to muscle in on the action.

A Breath of fresh air

The lastest fashion being wore to a Drralph "POKER SMOKER"!

SanO Feline Feral Shark

I’ve learned that it started about 1945, when a guy named Eddie McBride used to live in a paneled truck at SanO. He lived there for many years after that, but it was about the end of WWII that he started feeding cats at SanO. He fed several generations of them, resulting in quite a colony of feral cats. The cats were quite happy to be raised mostly on fish scraps from the locals who would fillet sharks and other fish on the beach. I am told that Eddie even used to capture the cats from time to time and take them up to a vet in San Clemente for shots and any health problems.

After the nuclear plant was built, the cats took to hanging around it because of the warmth it gave off. Over time, and through generations of exposure to radiation, some shark DNA in their diet merged with the feral cat DNA to result in a species unique to San Onofre.

I had heard the story of the feline feral sharks of San Onofre, mostly from divers spear fishing at SanO. But divers are fishermen, and you know about fishermen’s tales.

I decided to do a little fishing myself on Wednesday. I paddled out on my longboard with my rod and reel and a little baggy of bait. I kept hearing a purring sound. Well, unlike those fishermen who see things but never take a picture, I had my camera with me.

The star of this year's luau.

There was a slight situation with the fire dancer as the fragrant aroma of burning hair filled the air.

Daily Life

I saw this picture and thought that it showed something different. A newer model Mercedes Benz, modern freeway and bridge, a hillside (what you can see of it) with green foliage growing. So many of the middle east war pictures we see are so different from our life in America. Different looking cars, different looking people, often sandy mostly barren desert areas and very different houses. This just struck me as more like the suburban America I live in. Except for the political signs, it looks just like the roads where I drive. Okay, except for the fact that it has just been bombed too.

Some wealthy guy going about his daily business in his Mercedes in Lebanon, when he has to turn around and drive the wrong way on the freeway because the bridge has just been destroyed by Israeli warplanes in reprisal for the capture of 2 soldiers and the killings of 8 others.

Its all my fault

Please excuse me. I alone am at fault for all the problems upon this earth. I except full responsibility for my actions. Now can we get on with San-O daze?

SanO Rat Population Getting Big Boost

SAN ONOFRE, Calif. (AP) It all started four years ago, when he caught a baby rat at San Onofre to feed his pet Sri Lankan python. But when he saw the furry little critter squeaking for its life, the lifelong animal lover said he didn't have the heart to let it become just another snake snack.

"I couldn't stand it," he told the San Clemente Dispatch. "I took the rat out of the cage and got to know it." After that, "Big T," as he is known to the locals, was hooked on the rodents, which he described as gentle, lovable and an endless source of entertainment. He caught four more at the beach the next week.

Last week, animal control officers discovered more than 2,500 rats in Big T's small, one-bedroom home after a neighbor complained about the foul smell. He was cited for misdemeanor animal cruelty.

Big T said a recent bout of flu and bronchitis kept him from maintaining control of the fast-breeding population. "I did not set out to do this," he told the paper. "It was not all my fault," he added. "It was this force of nature that overwhelmed me."

His house, in a quiet middle-class neighborhood, reeks of urine, the San Clemente Dispatch said. The floor is covered with the chaff of feed mixed with rat droppings, and everything is gnawed on, including the sheetrock walls.

When animal control officers arrived, they found rat cages stacked ten deep. The rats appeared well fed and cared for, and very active.

Big T admitted that he felt some relief when the rodents were confiscated, noting the "crushing burden" of caring for them. He said he was buying up to 5000 pounds of rat food a week.

Most of the rats are doing very well said Nancee Tavares, manager of San Clemente Animal Services. Tavares said that the rats would be released at San Onofre Beach on Friday because the original parents came from an area known as "Old Mans" at that beach, and returning them to their original environment would be the ecologically sound thing to do.

While there are some upset that there will be thousand of rats released upon the beach Friday, others are planning a barbecue for Friday evening. "We barbecue every Friday," said Jack Daniels, pictured here, "and it's about time someone else restocked the area."

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