My Dearest Murphy,You were fantastic last night! Six times is a new record for you. Tell all those nasty boys at San-O Daze to leave you alone. That Dingo and Puttzle are sick little fiends. We both know you are a true legend and the best surfer at San Onofre. Hopefully I will be seeing you again tonight, you tiger.
Breathlessly Awaiting,
Tu La Nee
15 comments:
Oh Murphy you devil you. And I thought it was my diet program. Do you ever date older women??
Murph,
Six times!!! Wow. She said they almost added up to a minute. Hell, that's ten seconds a try. Not bad for a man of your age. Add in the blue pill and you may get it up all the way and get in the pink, if you know what I mean, and I know you do. Keep trying and don't get discouraged.
and by the way, that Murphy likes to go south of the border, if you know what I mean and I know you do.
He makes me stand up and salute.
hey Tu La Nee, ya got any naked pictures of you and Murphy?
Holy Toledo Murphy, I've seen better heads in a cabbage patch. And, Little Man In the Boat, we know what you mean, we hear you.
Murphy, will she go for a two girls one cup session and can I watch?
You have a dilema, Murph. She ain't wearing a leash!
I had a leash but last night my hunky Murphy tied me up with it. Oh my, I'm getting #@*&% just thinking about it.
Tu la la, have you met the Leash Captain Officer
Bob. He'll show you how those things work.
Yeah, that captain officer bob also likes to turn it butt first.
OH MY GOD! Spin what have you done "too me"? But you all know it wasn't me, not once did she mention the fact that I never removed my RED HAT! I'm on too you now. Did Tubesteak put you up too this? Stand-by to repell boarders.
(by the way, you missed some really good waves yesterday)
you boys are just jealous. My Murphy wakes up every morning "under the big top" and I know you know what I mean.
back in 78' we were shooting Murphy in a Porno but had to scrap the project. He just wouldn't take off that skanky red hat. But he definitely showed promise.
Don't you mean, he wakes up under a pup tent?
Poor murph, he's the laughing stock of the blog. (again)
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