Our own Archie Rice was arrested and booked this past weekend for the brutal attack on a local Stand Up Paddle Board distributor. Evidently, Archie was infuriated when the gentleman suggested that board surfers were ruining the new sport. It was reported that Archie bit the nipple completely off the victim, cooked it and then ate it in front of a gasping crowd of onlookers.Monday, June 23, 2008
Archie Involved In Areola Attack
Our own Archie Rice was arrested and booked this past weekend for the brutal attack on a local Stand Up Paddle Board distributor. Evidently, Archie was infuriated when the gentleman suggested that board surfers were ruining the new sport. It was reported that Archie bit the nipple completely off the victim, cooked it and then ate it in front of a gasping crowd of onlookers.
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Jeezus, Spin, is this true. I, myself, can't believe it. What's going on at that beach.
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Did you see how much butter he put on it?
Murphy said...
I'm sorry for your troubles but I too have to put up with the lines and crowds and heat, why do you think I aways REPETE things? Maybe I should try the WAR-DANCE instead!
6/22/2008 10:37 AM
Criminie, why doesn't Murph take up skateboarding for golly sake? What's the 411 0n this Archie guy. Does he have a brain in his head or what.
Well, dog gone my soul, maybe Arch mistook the sweeper for a stand up comedian. What say you?
Sunday's at San-O have become too much of a mental strain. I have decided to stay drunk all day Sunday and not surf just so I can put up the all the schittzle.
'up t here', hang in there, keep your chin up. Be strong, it's going to be a long hot summer, but you'll get through it.
Nice reporting Spin, I wish they were singing, not gasping, but you can't have everything.
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