President Tubesteak made good on his pre-election promise to turn Old San Onofre into an oceanfront playland. Re-named Tube O'Nofre, the new facility boasts a shark proof water pool on the waters edge at the site of the Old Point. President Tubesteak relocated and built a real point at the site of the old nuclear power plant. Tube O'Nofre is now the wonderland that President Tubesteak had envisioned all along. There are now no drooling dogs, no pesky surfboards and no waves to cause erosion of the beach. A bronze statue of President Tubesteak is being erected in his honor. The statue will stand at the previous site known as Old Man's which has been re-named Young Girls.Tuesday, June 03, 2008
SOSC BOD Proud of the New Tube O'Nofre Opening
President Tubesteak made good on his pre-election promise to turn Old San Onofre into an oceanfront playland. Re-named Tube O'Nofre, the new facility boasts a shark proof water pool on the waters edge at the site of the Old Point. President Tubesteak relocated and built a real point at the site of the old nuclear power plant. Tube O'Nofre is now the wonderland that President Tubesteak had envisioned all along. There are now no drooling dogs, no pesky surfboards and no waves to cause erosion of the beach. A bronze statue of President Tubesteak is being erected in his honor. The statue will stand at the previous site known as Old Man's which has been re-named Young Girls.
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Tubby this, Tube that, who cares??? Give San O back to the surfers.
there aren't any surfers left, just Talegalites riding Surftech's
and sittin on the beach eating veggies or Nino O Niners having tail gate parties and burning pallets. San-O is gone.
'just tubeless', when I began surfing, oh, a number of years previous I taken back by by San Onofre's starkness. That 'Yellow Brick Road', as they prefer to call it is a bona-fide eyesore in the first decree. Mr.Spin Evan's illustration of Tubes envisionment of 'Paradisio San Onofre', is a dream come true. Now then, Young Girl's would be renamed 'Young Women's'.
The nonexistant point would be an articial jetty like D&W's in Playa del Rey. Huge granite boulders would be barged from Santa Catalina Island, making North Beach a true point not just a fantasy. Envision, if you will, Las Vegas' Mandalay Bay. In order to accomodate the media For Door's will be remodled.Park Attendants will be provided Blue and White uniforums.The hideous logs will be replaced by concret berms. Surfing will rise to new levels at New 'Nofre's Hollywood by the Sea. Plans are in the works for the President Tubesteak's
Library located at that awful 'Dogpatch' which will be renamed Malibu Sur..
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT AS USUAL
just found out El Tubisimo loves lime and grape snow cones. Is a snow cone concession stand in the future?
Kibbles$bits,
Maybe you got something there. Maybe I see the dirt road soulfulness in the wrong way. Your vision of Tubbies vision holds a newness that escaped me thus far. Could we get of the old RVs, old guys who rule, and all the rocks?
'Just Tubeless', not only can we get rid of OGR, ORV's (old recreational
vehicles), all the rocks, which as you know hold the sand, but we can toss in an all expense paid 2 week vacation at the North Shore.
Hi Spin, hi Tubes, thank you fellows for putting the fun back in surfun'. You guys are great.
"Tubeless", you have a great way with words. Just a suggestion, you should have tour own BLOG. Good luck to you.
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