Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Puttzle & Spin Launch New Airline

Since my last flight to Mexico and subsequent arrest for smoking in the lavatory and my name being added to the "high risk" pasenger list, Puttzle and me decided to open our own "one plane" airline. You can smoke anything you want on board and play with the tawdry hostesses that we hired. Obviously we are going into direct competition with Virgin.

9 comments:

Huevos Rancheros said...

Spin, are you sure you want to use tawdry rather than dicey. Just curious.

Huevos Rancheros said...

Slut loading at gate 12. Have your boarding pass ready.

Fats Flannighan said...

no dumping, I was tryin to be nice but simply they are just Ho's.

Huevos Rancheros said...

Oh, Spin, have you heard that expression Ladies of the Night? I know you have.
But, I'm sure you are familiar with the newly weds who wanted to fly United but the stewardess wouldn't let them.

TA DA!

Fats Flannighan said...

my favorite flying experience was becoming a member of the mile high club and I know that you know what that is.

Lonnie said...

Spin, No Dumping only knows of the "PILE HIGH CLUB"!

Huevos Rancheros said...

Umm, Murph, nowadays they're called hemorroids not piles.

Huevos Rancheros said...

Umm, Murph, nowadays they're called hemorroids not piles.

Anonymous said...

Someone either has the DT's or very short term memory loss.

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