Since my last flight to Mexico and subsequent arrest for smoking in the lavatory and my name being added to the "high risk" pasenger list, Puttzle and me decided to open our own "one plane" airline. You can smoke anything you want on board and play with the tawdry hostesses that we hired. Obviously we are going into direct competition with Virgin.
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Spin, are you sure you want to use tawdry rather than dicey. Just curious.
Slut loading at gate 12. Have your boarding pass ready.
no dumping, I was tryin to be nice but simply they are just Ho's.
Oh, Spin, have you heard that expression Ladies of the Night? I know you have.
But, I'm sure you are familiar with the newly weds who wanted to fly United but the stewardess wouldn't let them.
TA DA!
my favorite flying experience was becoming a member of the mile high club and I know that you know what that is.
Spin, No Dumping only knows of the "PILE HIGH CLUB"!
Umm, Murph, nowadays they're called hemorroids not piles.
Umm, Murph, nowadays they're called hemorroids not piles.
Someone either has the DT's or very short term memory loss.
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