DO YOU REMEMBER?

Murphy Introduces New Boardshort Line

These new boardshorts by Murphy have proven quite popular with the Point Crew especially since the water has warmed up.

REMEMBER BARNABY JONES

THESE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS

Hundreds of San-O Nudists Protest After Court Ruling Upholds Ban

Court Ruling

WHEN YOU CAN'T DO THE JOB YOURSELF!

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: >>Dear Vincent, >I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. >Love, Papa >>A few days later he received a letter from his son.. >>>Dear Pop, >Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. >Love,Vinnie >>>At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. >>Dear Pop, >Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. >>Love you, >Vinnie

HOW MANY CAN YOU NAME?

DO YOU REMEMBER?

ANOTHER CROWDED DAY AT THE SANDBAR!

DO YOU REMEMBER?

need I say more?

DO YOU REMEMBER?

REMEMBER WHEN?

THESE ARE GOOD OLD MEMORIES.

THE VERY TALENTED MICHAEL JACKSON WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST TODAY AND NEVER RECOVERED! CAUSE OF DEATH STILL PENDING!

EVERYONES FAVORITE TV ANGEL, BECOMES ONE! FARAH FAWCETT PASSES AWAY, SHE WAS 62!

DO YOU REMEMBER?

Remember These Too??

THOSE WERE THE GOOD OL' DAYS!

Do you remember this?

DO YOU REMEMBER?

DO YOU REMEMBER?

BUSTED!

1) Alcohol cleverly hidden in red plastic cups.
2) Somehow Park Rangers are not fooled by the brilliant disguise.
3) Tourists are instructed to empty the contents of the red cups and the other 100+ beers in ice chests.
4) Citations issued.
5) Tourists leave San Onofre never to return.

PUTTZLE AND I HEAR CAR CRASH INTO CENTER DIVIDER ON 5 FREEWAY AS WE WAITED AT GATE THIS MORNING!

05:35 6/22/09. We were standing around talking this morning at the gate when we heard a loud bang followed by several more, then a large cloud of dust from the 5 freeway floated up. As I left I could see a small white car with its nose buried in the north bound center divider and major damage to the entire car. 2 other cars were stopping to help.

The public schools are out of control

Why is california near last place in natonal testing? Now that school is out and the kids are on the beach AGAIN, I want all of us sanodaze readers to contemplate all the myriad reasons why year round school would not only be good for the kid's, but also good for sano. It's a "win-win"!

STOP HORSING AROUND IN THE LINE-UP AT THE SANDBAR!

Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,022 - He Knows You Know

NOW THATS SAN ONOFRE!

Road Trip To San Onofre

Skills Test

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If you can manage to navigate this successfully for two minutes
you have Air Force pilot potential.

The Obama White House: Not Transparent

(AP) WASHINGTON – In a direct contradiction of candidate Obama's repeated campaign promise of transparency, President Obama is refusing to release documents that would identify visitors to the White House, the same legal position first created by the Bush administration, and then repeatedly criticised by Obama.

The Secret Service, acting under directions of the Obama White House, also refused a request by msnbc.com for the names of White House visitors since Jan. 20.

The Venture's Co-founder Bob Bogle RIP

(AP) TACOMA, Wash. – Bob Bogle, lead guitarist and co-founder of the rock band The Ventures, known for 1960s instrumental hits including "Walk, Don't Run," has died at age 75. Story here.

Hard Times

It is the month of June, a resort town sits next to the shores of the Pacific Ocean.
It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough
times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.
He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter,
and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser.
The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the
supplier of his feed and fuel.
The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay
his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her
"services" on credit.
The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar
bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she
brought her clients there.
The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so
that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms,
and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the
rooms, and leaves town.
No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and
looks to the future with a lot of optimism .
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.

AND WHO'S TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS? MAYBE LA SHOULD THINK ABOUT NOT HAVING ANY SPORTS WHEN THESE CELEBRATIONS TURN TO RIOTS!

I felt the need to repost this do to Dingo's recent post!

CHARLIE LIKES SAN ONOFRE'S NEW DUMPSTERS...

Must Love Dogs 2.0

A Calendar Devoted To Dog Poop

Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,013 - "I drink your milkshake"

My friend works at Home Depot.

Fats Spots The King in Vegas

I knew he was still alive, shot this pic of him driving on the Vegas Freeway.

They think she is running to attack the car. They are wrong.

The Astounding World of the Future

Does He Swing From Both Sides of the Plate?

Murphy walks into his doctors office with a nicotine patch on his penis. The doctor says, Murphy that is not where that belongs. Murphy retorts "it must be working, I am down to 3 butts a day"

Knowing when your time is up.

This guy flunked out of terrorist school.

WHEN SAN ONOFRE BECOMES PART OF MEXICO...

OUR GOVERNORS ALMA MATER!

IT ALL ADD'S UP TO A "BIG FAT

"!