Down at Dana Point Harbor an old sea captain with a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a black patch over one eye was telling Murphy how he got his injuries:
"It was a big sea battle, lad. A cannonball flew across the deck and took off me leg. Later a doctor friend fixed me up with this wooden one."
"How did you lose your hand?" asks Murphy. "The same battle, lad. The pirates, they boarded me ship and their captain, he whacked off me hand with his cutlass. Later, the doctor friend gave me this hook."
Murphy says. "I guess you lost your eye in the same battle."
"No". says the captain. "I was looking up one day, and a seagull shit right in me eye."
"Gee" says Murphy "You mean the seagull shit blinded you?." "No" the captain replies,"First day with me new hook."
Murphy is very insecure and can't stand to see anyone else in the limelight. Hence, he will post anything no matter how inane in order to put himself back on top.
I hope you konkies are pleased dumping om MJ's head. What he ever do to you. He made the world sing. You saw Little Stevie Wonder, I thouht he was wonderful. I knoe Ray Chrles was watching from his home in in heaven.
You guys are a gas. You complain about this being a surf blog and that nothing is being posted about surfing, but when someone post's a surf related subject you talk about something that has nothing to do with the subject of surfing.
Cap' Clueless, there are none so blind as those who will not see. Our Lord and Savior, Jessie Christ and his F ther, God, shall pass judgement when Judgement Day arrives.
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1 – 200 of 236 Newer› Newest»Murph remembers Robt. von Surfberg.
San-O Daze blog is way far out, it's over the rainbow.
,,Oye,Murphy,matzletov,bagel,shalom,,,,
It also comes in 3 colors, "Pickled Harring" (shown), "Pastrami on Rye", and "Corned beef & Cabbage".
That's "Herring", Murphy!
When you come up with your own color, you can spell it anyway you want. Am I right?
Murphy walks into a bar..
Everything in this bar is golden!
Golden carpets, golden shotglasses, golden beermats......
After one too many drinks Murphy stumbles into what he thinks is the toilet and theres even a golden urinal!!
Murphy goes home and tells his wife about this place and she isnt convinced.
In the morning she phones the bar and says, "Is every thing in your bar golden..? Golden carpets, golden shotglasses, golden beermats???"
"Yes" ansers the bartender..
"What about a golden urinal????"
"Hold on" says the bartender....
"Eddie.. I think we found the guy who leaked in your saxaphone!!!!!!!".
I pray al of you were able to witness Michaell's funeral this morning. There wasn't a dry eye in the room. Not a one.
Down at Dana Point Harbor an old sea captain with a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a black patch over one eye was telling Murphy how he got his injuries:
"It was a big sea battle, lad. A cannonball flew across the deck and took off me leg. Later a doctor friend fixed me up with this wooden one."
"How did you lose your hand?" asks Murphy. "The same battle, lad. The pirates, they boarded me ship and their captain, he whacked off me hand with his cutlass. Later, the doctor friend gave me this hook."
Murphy says. "I guess you lost your eye in the same battle."
"No". says the captain. "I was looking up one day, and a seagull shit right in me eye."
"Gee" says Murphy "You mean the seagull shit blinded you?." "No" the captain replies,"First day with me new hook."
Whadya talking about Rabbi? Did something happen to the great Michael?
82 minutes . . . that's all Dingo got!
Yes, it's irreversible. Our Michael is gone forever. Bow your head, and repeatg aftedr me, Our Father, Who art in Heaven, halloerd be Thy Name....
Murphy is very insecure and can't stand to see anyone else in the limelight. Hence, he will post anything no matter how inane in order to put himself back on top.
Maybe when the rest of the San-O Daze crew gets back from the Michael Jackson paddle-out, they'll hop Murphy!
Shoulder Hopper - n. one who drops in on others.
Oi gevalt, Rabbi.
Shoulder Hoppper, have you tasted a mother-in-law Sandwich. It's made with cold shoulder and tongue.
Check out NeoN's blog:
DOPE,POT,WEED,REPEAT ETC.
MAKES sanodze interesing. Maybe the guys calling out for help.
I hope you konkies are pleased dumping om MJ's head. What he ever do to you. He made the world sing. You saw Little Stevie Wonder, I thouht he was wonderful. I knoe Ray Chrles was watching from his home in in heaven.
You guys are a gas. You complain about this being a surf blog and that nothing is being posted about surfing, but when someone post's a surf related subject you talk about something that has nothing to do with the subject of surfing.
MJ was nothing but a talented child molester. Sorry if the truth hurts, I feel sad for the children, not for him!
this is the funniest thing murphy ever posted but still antisemtic and stupid.
ACAPULCO GOLG, BRO.
Cap' Clueless, there are none so blind as those who will not see. Our Lord and Savior, Jessie Christ and his F ther, God, shall pass judgement when Judgement Day arrives.
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