Smash toe into rock at low tide and break the nail...
Take girlfriends good scissors and roach clip found at The Point....
Carefully remove the broken half of the toe nail...
Get close-up photo for the sake of posterity (and lawyer)... 
And a job well done!
11 comments:
That ain't schitt. I know a goy on that beach whose foot looks excactly like a sack of peanuts.
KMMFA! you presume to make light of others infirmities?
'Glue Foot Guy', KMMFA calls it like it is. He says if you have an infirmity you should seek medical help rather than vent you feelings on San-
O Daze.
I saw Murphy remove and cotorize his own hemorrhoid one day.
No pain killer and a rusty knife.
Dr.Butthole, I find this hard to believe. What you describe Murphy doing is like closing one eye and farting.
Hell, in Tijuana for $25 you can get both your teeth fixed and that toenail glued back on!
I'm from AZ. There ain't no difference from San Onofre beach with their unpaved road than the people at Colorado River.
Nuttin' wrong wit dat toe. Stop sniveling, suck it in. Pain is an essential part of life.
That feller' with the bum toe looks like Bob Kieffer.
Bro, what happened to Kiefer, is he still alive?
That is not Kiefer in the picture, it's CRV Rick. Kiefer is alive and well, at least as of a couple of days ago.
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