Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Repairs to beach postponed


Due to ongoing budget concerns, the Sano Onofre erosion
project has been postponed indefinately. Tom Lambast was quoted as saying "screw it,
were losing our lease in two years anyway". Archy and me both chimed in that the world would also be ending in 2012.

9 comments:

huge giant dump said...

Who in hell said the worlds' ending in 2012. You shouldn't post that. What's wrong with you people anyway.

Little Mini Dump said...

Are you and Murphy sharing straws again?

Al Gore said...

Hot summers? Global warming. Cool summers? Global warming. More snow? Global warming. Less snow? Global warming. Warm winters? Global warming. Cold winters? Global warming. More hurricanes? Global warming. Fewer hurricanes? Global warming. There are even my friends in Hollywood who believe the earthquake in Haiti is a result of global warming. That means the earthquake in Chile is a result of global warming as well. Everything is global warming.

Anonymous said...

I used to work the State Parks at Doheny. I worked with the greasiest park aide you could imagine. During my shift, I had to hit the urinals. I then heard a series of grunts and one long drawn out moan, along with the faint sound of skin slapping on skin. I realized that the greasy dude was infact, pleasuring himself during his 15 minute break. It was 9 in the morning on a Tuesday.

Father O'Toole said...

Hoss, don't knock it unless you try it. Why you call the guy greasy. What are you a bigot or what.

Sister Angelica said...

Padre O' Toole, good morning. Not lomg ago I was at the Oceanside pier bowl. There's a ten foot urinal with a sign reading: Attn. "Okies this is not a drinking fountain".

Cletus said...

Now you tell me, sister!

Anonymous said...

Holy Criminie, what's wrong with you? Murphy, giant domps, mini dumps, Oceanside urinals, what became of surfing on this tragic Blog anyhow.

mudd said...

It's okay to for all these okiee derelicts to deviate themselves at Doheny, The road is paved, no mud,parking for everybody, even the creeps. Good luck Supervisor Assfault.

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