Wednesday, April 14, 2010

NEW GOVERNMENT ISSUE SIGN AT DOGPATCH...


25 comments:

bill w said...

the tenth step teaches us to be responsible for our deeds. If you bring a dog... pick up behind it.

Anonymous said...

when did this rule
go into effect???!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Patterson said...

Rules don't apply to me!

Fed Up said...

I don't own no stinken' animal, if I did I sure wouldn't haul it to a human's beach.

Anonymous said...

Rules are for losers.

Dr.Ross said...

This is not fair. I own three beautful well mannered white Poodles who love San Onofre. I don't know what I shall do if these rules take effect. Why did our Club allow this. I've witnessed this huge mutt whose master bragged how Bluto could out dumb any dog on the beach. Bluto, owned by a Club member did as he damned well pleased while the BOD looked away. This is not fair.

p.t.barnum said...

Pay attention to this. The girl midcet shows up at 'Casa Romantica'last night to address the Daughters of San Clemente. Part of the agreement she would sell the book her father wrote. She sold $6,500.00 worth of books she now owns. You know the name. She thanks our city.

Anonymous said...

PT, I was there. San Clemente seniors are enthralled by the girl midget. Book sold for $25.00 autograph,another $25.00. Fifty bucks was no problem for the gray haired folk.

viet nam villiage said...

Animals have become a problem at the State Beach heven't they. First they leave these massive piles of muerde for innocent people to step in. They are tied to the bumber to howl while it's master goes for his surf. Dog
owners are inconsiderate. They use the public toilet, lock the door, and spend too much time on the throne evacuating their bowels. That Club they have must do something ab out it. Will they?
Hell, no.

Barney Luton said...

That beach looks like a mine field with piles of shit from the bluff to the high tide line. The state is out of money and the club is working on its annual Les Williams paddle out.

The shit will remain as is.

giant, swollen, jumbo, crapp said...

Gawd bless you Barney. Ain't that the schitts alright.

animal control said...

Signs don't mean Bo Diddely Sqauatt, no sir. Any, and all dogs must be banned from the beach. Period. End of report. No excuses okay.

Schmuck Patterson said...

When a baby cries, give him a rattle.

When a kook cries, give him a paddle!

Anonymous said...

That's a heckuva' South swell pushing in boys, and she's growing. 'Nofre should be 6'+ this weekend. Enjoy, I gots to work.

Anonymous said...

I pinched a huge floater in the line up this morning.

Was that wrong?

dr. laura said...

Anon' #5, no it's not wrong. Tt is a definate sign on healing.

Anonymous said...

Anon'#5, shouldn't that
be "pinched a loaf"?

Lobby Bombard said...

listen you idiots, stop the blathering about the stupid animals. I leave my dog "tootsie" tied up while I go stand up paddling with chuck, mickey and gerry. (close personal friends) my dog barks incessantly while i am gone. do i give a schitt? NO! I am not there to hear it, so why should I give a schitt? Very few people complain cause my wife is HOT (if you know what I mean) and she has a HOT temper to match. There is no fffiiinnnggg way I have to follow your stupid rules, I am on the BOD for the SOSC, were immune to them.

Turd in the Punchbowl said...

If a loaf floats, it's a floater.

I hope that answers your question, #6.

mason said...

Lobby, you must wake up and smell the chorizo.

Plugged Up said...

Terd in the Bowl, not if she's a huge, massive, corn log, the kind like the open pit.

Ed Phill said...

I will not believe it. San-O Daze has gone down the sewer. What happened here. What happened to surfing. Whose responsible for its demise, Dr.Ralph.

BOD said...

Went to 'Nofre to check out the open pit toilet down by Four Doors, it was sickening. Someone didn't make it to the open pit. he/she plopped out a Texas size sandia coated with partially digested canned corn. Is the crapper at La Siesta out of order. Why could they not make to
the ocean and let those huge turds float out to sea.

Anonymous said...

BOD, beats the living schitt outta' us

[anon'#15]

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