Louis Spincter will not blog for 1 week to honor a self-imposed
sabbatical and and celebrate his 19 year anniversary to shotzy.
All the previous posters to sanodaze can now return to this forum of funny
before it was hi-jacked by the religious right.
21 comments:
This could not have happened at a better time. As of Friday April 2,
2010 BRUCE SAVAGE has signed an extended contract with FACEBOOK, and you are his friend.
I'm circumcised. Does that indicate I'm a member of the relligious right?
Bruce here. I've had it with Facebook. They have major communication problems. I'm returning to My Space, pronto. Sorry.
Praise God...
By popular demand Bruce Savage has resigned with Facebook. New friends
consist of Fats, Dingo, Clem, Sydney Carton Esq., Dr. Ralph, Puttzle, Lew Spincter. Welcome to
FACEBOOK.
'altar boy', how would you like to be part of Bruce's 'Facebook' central.
Count me in Bruce. I'm on FACEBOOK also. I'll be your friend okay.
Bro--this San-O Daze, not Facebook, Twitter, or My Space. Savvy.
Facebook is so wonderful. Count me in, Bruce.
How much?
All races are genetically different, they are not equal. The only reason this is ignored is to protect the feelings of other races and because it is not socially acceptable, despite the fact that it is painfully obvious.
e.g. African-Americans are on average 26% faster than Caucasians, Asians and others.
This because they have spent their lives chasing animals for food and hunting at night, the fastest and strongest were the only ones who caught the prey, as well as being the only slaves that survived the boat trips.
However, mentally, blacks are the most primitive race with only 1 in 500 blacks having a high IQ, against the Caucasian average of 1 in 20. They still have their natural instincts to band together in gangs, which are basically tribes with better weapons. This mentality makes it difficult for them to fit into a modern society, and why blacks commit more crime than any other race. Its not their fault, they just haven't evolved away from taking what they want because they can, just like a gorilla.
To be fair, blacks have contributed very little, if anything, to society. If we were to round them all up and put them back in Africa and Jamaica, the only thing that would change would be there would be less taxpayers money spent on cleaning up the black’s mess.
Yowzah, Anon'#2, it would be a natural (no pun intended) if they opened a Surf Shack with a Facebook
hangout right next store. Cowabung Facebook!
Reverend Dr.Ralph, thank you so very, very, much from the bottem of our hearts for allowing
'Facebook' to be San-O Daze official surfing tribunal. You can't believe how many friends I have. AAMOF, I'm sending good wishes to all in your name. God love you.
WARNING! If it sounds too good to be true: it isn't true.
Anon'#2, an illegal won $57,000,000.000 lasti n ight in yesterday's lottery. He will not go back to Mexico. He will stay in USA and flaunt it. He will lure everyone in Jalisco to come here to try their fortune. Which blows your theory to kingdom come. Who cares if the Negro can run a 9.3 seconnd 100. A Hispanic can walk to the liqour store, and never have to work a day the rest of his life.
Orale!
0900, San Onofre way blown out because of heavy south wind. Rinstorm due Satuday PM. Stay tuned for NOAA update. OVER.
Pancho, right on, bro.
This is so funny, really. This morning a 5th generation Club family cooked a 22 lb.Butterball turkey, set it on their table in front of Bldg.#4 for carving. Out of nowhere came a white Lab leaped on the table. Before anyone could do a thing he snatched the bird, ran down the beach toward the Point and gobbled it up, damn near choking on the bones. He finally could take no more spit it out on the sand licking the drool. Can you believe those people bringing a leashless dog to a beach.
'Pancho', that hombre who won $57,000,000.00 in Alinas last night ain't gonna' gonna believe it when he sobers up. Since 7:10 last night he's been feeding his townfolk Sauza Silver and Bud Light, and they been loving it. He must cough up 60% to the IRS, plus the State gets 40%, and that's a lotta' money. If he comes out with $2,500 out 57M he'll be lucky.
Rabbi Klapper, that must of been quite a sight, the animal drooling, neaving out the bones, I can visualize it now. what did they do with the animal in obvious distress. That appears to be a cruel beach.
Rabbi Goldman, no I will not believe it. I have seen too many beaches destroyed beccause of that.
Dogs are evil.
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