Tuesday, October 19, 2010

HERMOSA BILTMORE

17 comments:

harry toad said...

Because of severe lightning and thunder, lifeguads have ordered all surfers from the water. The dirt road is washed out as usual. Die hards are parking in SDGE parking area. Their vehicles will be hooked up and towed.

Anonymous said...

Whenz Carton Esq. coming back. We want banjo music, not Big Jay blowing his brains out.

Bloody Stool said...

Yup. That lower gate is locked up for good.

But the roach smoking, pony tailed, mustachiod, Ugg Boot wearing, gray haired, retired at 40, pot bellied, full suit in the summer, point locals are still there yelling at the non existant speeders while clinging to some irrational hope that Pam will show up at any minute to unlock the gate.

shorty said...

'Stool', if you ain't made it in surfing by the time you're 19 you sure as hell ain't going to make it in your forties.

dr. anonymous said...

Why is that old bald headed fool in the last row clapping his hands like that. He is way too olf for that.

hairless toad said...

It's so small today I'm going back home and pray for surf.

Head Dip said...

Shorty: Dead on! Where did these guys come frome anyway?

shorty said...

'Head Dip', their bros told them about Old
'Nofre and they flocked to it like lemmings. They will assimlate,imitating one another. It is sad and pathetic, but what can ou do for them. Thanks to Miki Dora, Surfrider Foudarion has a monthly stipend to suppliment their income.

aarp survey said...

I be here in San Onofre 8 years. Now is smallest I'd seen ever. The mud pit road is always closed, rangers aides won't let me in. It'd not worth it. Why should I cough up $125.00 for a pass when it's always closed. I don't want to use the alternatve paved parking away from the log. The San Onofre Surfing Association Inc. must get therir fat ass in gear and fix that unhealthy problem. The first latrine is always leaking human waste into the ocean. The stench down is repulsive. Isuggest they take control of that beach and turn it over to the Doheney Longboard Club. How's by you?

t-bird 09473567 said...

When an I get my stipend?

Say What? said...

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

say who said...

'Say What', adeum que latificte euvent euvent teum tu tem meum..

doheny longboard club said...

We don't want it. Call 'Chick's Plumbing' okay.

carol's daughter said...

'Bloody Stool', how in the world did you get that moniker anyway?

Bobbycus Lombardi said...

Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.

lobby bombard said...

Et in fillium elis unicum sanctum canis resurectum. A deum que letificate. Amen.

stool master said...

AARP, the Surf Club will not comment on aything significent. Give up they aea an exclusibe club thet does not want anybody rocking the boat.Savvy?

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