What a wonderful story about San Onofre. All they need is Ricky Grigg, Mysto George, and Stan Conroy. That story in OCRegister fails to explain what a bunch of bullys those 'Old Guys Rule' are. Yesterday I went ther to do a surf. Some jackass with a stupid ball cap on backeards said I couldn't park there because he's saving the place for his bro. Well, I said KMMFA, he said you can't talk like that down here. If you continue I'm calling the ranger. Okay then, those locals sit around all the day eating turkey franks, wasing it all down with Bud Lite. I don't know why they call it the Point. There is no point there. The nearest point is Pt.Mugu up north and Pt.Loma down south. Maype, they feel it's trendy to call something on their beach The Point. "Like, bro, I'm going to 'Nofre and surf The Point". Yeah, bro, knock yourself out. Point.
Those point locals don't scare me. Why dom't they ride Wind an'Sea, Latigo, or Rincon, Cardiff, or da'BU. I'll tell you why. They're all a bunch if sissy boys prefering to stand on a stupid log in their pansy Ugg Boots.
Well, Mr.Carton Esq., sir, Dingo had no option other than 'smell the chorizo'. Misery breeds contempt. Day afterr day there's no activity on this confounded blog, somebody had to make a move. That 'somebody' was Dingo. Thank you Dingo, Carton Esq. and the good Lord Jesus Christ. Good day, good luck, and may God Bless you, the beasts, and the children.
Hot damn, that story hit the head right on the nail. Them there jrks are the biggest jerks in the world, that's correct, the whole world. Thosr boys think the world. I had to depart early from Old Man's because of all the loudmouth blowhards and braggards.They are the awful jerks in the world. I'm neve
...never going there again. Their park aides refuse to clean the latrines, the road is dust ridden, and dogs are pooping hourly on the sand while nobody does a thing about it except look the other way. I was starving, but no catering truck. Somebody tore the door from Bldg. #4 and you can look right iin. I give up.
You fools are better late than nunca. Your beat'n a dead beaver! Buffoons this was raked over the coals weeks ago. Get with the here and the now. Culero's todo.
So instead of standing in the road yelling at cars going more than 3mph, there's 50 or so gray haired, pony tailed old men huddled under the eaves of shitter #1 trying to keep their doobies lit.
'Racer', the posted speed limit for Surf Beach is 15 mph. 15 mphis not fast, except compared to 3 mph it is. I saw a video blog about 5th generation regulars stood on the beach imitating their ancestors screaming, "SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN! Those regulars in that association need help, and they need it now.
Them old timers don't surf. They go to SANO to hang out with their 'bros'. The thinning hair pulled back in a flimsy thinning hair pony-tail. They are as bad as the ball caps on backwards lunkheads, or the old timers with gray walrus stle mustaces. If they knew how idiotic they look, the sure as hell wouldn't dress like that Sadly, they actually believe 'old guys rule'.
Jeez George, that's a little harsh, don't you think? Lots of old farts still surf, it's the just the guys twisting up the fat ones that don't. Every since they eliminated the booze, the red cup crowd has moved on.
As seen in OC Weekly.
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What a wonderful story about San Onofre.
All they need is Ricky Grigg, Mysto George, and Stan Conroy. That story in OCRegister fails to explain what a bunch of bullys those 'Old Guys Rule' are. Yesterday I went ther to do a surf. Some jackass with a stupid ball cap on backeards said I couldn't park there because he's saving the place for his bro.
Well, I said KMMFA, he said you can't talk like that down here. If you continue
I'm calling the ranger. Okay then, those locals sit around all the day eating turkey franks, wasing it all down with Bud Lite. I don't know why they call it the Point. There is no point there. The nearest point is Pt.Mugu up north and Pt.Loma down south. Maype, they feel it's trendy to call something on their beach The Point. "Like, bro, I'm going to 'Nofre and surf The Point".
Yeah, bro, knock yourself out.
Point.
I reported this 2 weeks ago. As usual the sanodaze Bozo's are behind the times.
All right Jerry, so what?
Those point locals don't scare me. Why dom't they ride Wind an'Sea, Latigo, or Rincon, Cardiff, or da'BU. I'll tell you why. They're all a bunch if sissy boys prefering to stand on a stupid log in their pansy Ugg Boots.
Sew buttons, Asshole!!!
HAW! If it ain't hell then they ain't happy.
This hard hitting editorial might cause ranger Pam to take back Pretzel and Murphs junior ranger badges.
Excellent post Dingo, excellent.
Well, Mr.Carton Esq., sir, Dingo had no option other than 'smell the chorizo'. Misery breeds contempt. Day afterr day there's no activity on this confounded blog, somebody had to make a move. That 'somebody' was Dingo. Thank you Dingo, Carton Esq. and the good Lord Jesus Christ. Good day, good luck, and may God Bless you, the beasts, and the children.
Hot damn, that story hit the head right on the nail. Them there jrks are the biggest jerks in the world, that's correct, the whole world. Thosr boys think the world. I had to depart early from Old Man's because of all the loudmouth blowhards and braggards.They are the awful jerks in the world. I'm neve
...never going there again. Their park aides refuse to clean the latrines, the road is dust ridden, and dogs are pooping hourly on the sand while nobody does a thing about it except look the other way.
I was starving, but no catering truck. Somebody tore the door from Bldg. #4 and you can look right iin. I give up.
You fools are better late than nunca. Your beat'n a dead beaver! Buffoons this was raked over the coals weeks ago. Get with the here and the now. Culero's todo.
Oyez, La Castora, besame culo.
That Dingo sure knows how to stir the pot,doesn't he.
It's drizzling.
So instead of standing in the road yelling at cars going more than 3mph, there's 50 or so gray haired, pony tailed old men huddled under the eaves of shitter #1 trying to keep their doobies lit.
They must be smokin some good schitt. I saw Murphy yelling at the dumpster to slow down.
'Racer', the posted speed limit for Surf Beach is 15 mph. 15 mphis not fast, except compared to 3 mph it is. I saw a video blog about 5th generation regulars stood on the beach imitating their ancestors screaming, "SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN! Those regulars in that association need help, and they need it now.
Them old timers don't surf. They go to SANO to hang out with their 'bros'. The thinning hair pulled back in a flimsy thinning hair pony-tail. They are as bad as the ball caps on backwards lunkheads, or the old timers with gray walrus stle mustaces. If they knew how idiotic they look, the sure as hell wouldn't dress like that Sadly, they actually believe 'old guys rule'.
Jeez George, that's a little harsh, don't you think? Lots of old farts still surf, it's the just the guys twisting up the fat ones that don't. Every since they eliminated the booze, the red cup crowd has moved on.
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