Yesterday at San Onofre beach the most horrible thing occured imginable thing happened. I was laying by Old Man's There was a big, black, beach dog, its muzzle facing the ppower plant, taking a massive dump in the middle of the dirt road by Bldg. #4. His A-hole, touching the ground, doesn't see the speeding primered Olds racing down. the road going close to 50 mph. TThe driver doesn/t see the animal don't see the approaching car because it's facing Oceanside. Right in the middle of the giant dump the olds runs the dog over. The lowered Olds, chopped and channled, lowered to the ground traps the poor beast in the undercarriage, drags it by the shack, keeps going until it gets to Dogpatc , by thenn it's too late. After being dragged, unable to escape, it dies immediatly. Sadly, there's a group of yong girls who can't believe their eyes. By now the animal is hambuger. I'd never seen anything so gruesome in my life. I've always said they should not alloe dogs on the beach, but I guess they'll never learn. .
I'm down here at 'Nofre for the black dog's memorial service. There's pictures of the black beach dog before he was drug to his death the other day. Plenty of votive candles and sympathy cards signed by Club members. The deceased animal's name was 'Luckey'.
Good riddance to that miserable mutt. Too bad that doesn't happen to the rest. It may tho, seeing as how the never present rangers refuse enforce the speed law down at that miserable yup infested beach.
'Malib', they should quarantine that desolant beach. Oly the stupid go there. There ain't no waves, the volleyball nets have wetsuits hanging on them. The dirt road is laden with dumbsters. The dopes that go there are either box-boys, car wash workers, lifeguards, and other neer-do-wells. Drive down that desolate dirt road and see all the nincompoops, dog loveres, and unemployed characters alike. They should shut 'er down before a rabid dog attacks somebody.
'Dog Catcher', that happened several years ago prior to the latrines with the water fountains. Before the Rangers there were water buffaloes to quench your thirst. One day a stupid dog owner tied his beast to one of those things, shortly theresfter an unwary child came down the dirt road dying of thirst. He made it to the water buffaloe turned the spiget, and this insane mad dog attacked him, and would've killed him if this guy named Elroy hadn't stepped in and shot thbeast right in he hear with an Uzi automatic.
if it weren't for frree loaders like leoanrd where would sanonofree be today...thats right...nowhere and fast! the freeloaders keep the beach buzzing "wheree the free food at" and "where the hot chicks at"...sadly we can find the free food but never the hot chicks
I spotted the Big Kook parked at the point today. There were hot nubile surf chicks, at least six, in and out of his van all day. What's he got that I aint got besides six hot chichs?
23 comments:
Another dumb fuck with tattoos on her!! Time to drop the bomb!!
Yesterday at San Onofre beach the most horrible thing occured imginable thing happened. I was laying by Old Man's
There was a big, black, beach dog, its muzzle facing the ppower plant, taking a massive dump in the middle of the dirt road by Bldg. #4. His A-hole, touching the ground, doesn't see the speeding primered Olds racing down. the road going close to 50 mph. TThe driver doesn/t see the animal don't see the approaching car because it's facing Oceanside. Right in the middle of the giant dump the olds runs the dog over. The lowered Olds, chopped and channled, lowered to the ground traps the poor beast in the undercarriage, drags it by the shack, keeps going until it gets to Dogpatc , by thenn it's too late. After being dragged, unable to escape, it dies immediatly. Sadly, there's a group of yong girls who can't believe their eyes. By now the animal is hambuger. I'd never seen anything so gruesome in my life. I've always said they should not alloe dogs on the beach, but I guess they'll never learn.
.
I'm down here at 'Nofre for the black dog's memorial service. There's pictures of the black beach dog before he was drug to his death the other day. Plenty of votive candles and sympathy cards signed by Club members. The deceased animal's name was 'Luckey'.
'Enough Already',yeah but she's on the stage and you ain't even on the page.
Good riddance to that miserable mutt. Too bad that doesn't happen to the rest. It may tho, seeing as how the never present rangers refuse enforce the speed law down at that miserable yup infested beach.
'Malib', they should quarantine that desolant beach. Oly the stupid go there. There ain't no waves, the volleyball nets have wetsuits hanging on them. The dirt road is laden with dumbsters. The dopes that go there are either box-boys, car wash workers, lifeguards, and other neer-do-wells. Drive down that desolate dirt road and see all the nincompoops, dog loveres, and unemployed characters alike. They should shut 'er down before a rabid dog attacks somebody.
'Dog Catcher', that happened several years ago prior to the latrines with the water fountains. Before the Rangers there were water buffaloes to quench your thirst. One day a stupid dog owner tied his beast to one of those things, shortly theresfter an unwary child came down the dirt road dying of thirst. He made it to the water buffaloe turned the spiget, and this insane mad dog attacked him, and would've killed him if this guy named Elroy hadn't stepped in and shot thbeast right in he hear with an Uzi automatic.
Jeezus H., what the hell is going on at that beach?
O HELL,SsANOoNOFRE IS JUST ANOTHER PIT LATRINE. A GIANT OPEN PIT LATRINE.
Amen to that, Our Redemption.
Hell with tkis beach, I'm going to the shooting range.
Is Amy Winehouse any relation to Patrick Winecamper? They both seem to be sloshed all the time.
Is Amy Winehouse any relation to Patrick Winecamper? They both seem to be sloshed all the time.
Smarty: Just another druggie dead. Who the hell cares about people that kill themselves with drug use?? They get what they deserve! Just plain stupid!
Leonard would go!
DUMB CUNT!!!!!
World View, who, Leonard?
Why, Leonard. Why?
Hey Leonard, free grub at 'Nofre this afternoon. Cnon' down .
if it weren't for frree loaders like leoanrd where would sanonofree be today...thats right...nowhere and fast!
the freeloaders keep the beach buzzing "wheree the free food at" and "where the hot chicks at"...sadly we can find the free food but never the hot chicks
I spotted the Big Kook parked at the point today. There were hot nubile surf chicks, at least six, in and out of his van all day. What's he got that I aint got besides six hot chichs?
He's hung like a hummingbird so it ain't that.
Seen the latest??? Fam says she was trying to quit drinking and it killed here. See, I told you she was a dumb fuck!!!
Post a Comment