Tuesday, July 26, 2011

State Park Rangers Patrol Military Base For Nudists - Your State Park Funds At Work

SAN ONOFRE, Calif. -- Nude beachgoers say they're being harassed by State Park Rangers after they were banned from San Onofre State Beach and moved to the nearby beach on Camp Pendleton. They say park rangers are following them onto the federal land forcing them to leave. There is no law against nude sunbathing on the military base.

They are closing down State Parks because of lack of funds. Why are they paying State Park employees to patrol a federal military base . . . on federal lands . . . to catch nudists?

9 comments:

Jeruselum Artiichoke said...

Dagnabbit, Syd Esq., you got them again. That whole beach where San Onofre sets needs fixen' again since them there folks from out of county invade our SANO for their self indulgence, and they'd of pulled it off had you not exposed them. Now, they're starting to destroy Trestles by attempting to put in that 241 causeway destroying 'Our Trestles' then turning south smack dab in the middle of San Onofre Fedeeral Beach, coming out at Las Pulgas. So,Esq., TNn my book anyways. in book that is criminal anywas. Let the 241 barrel through here at all cost, hell, it ain't not conna' hurt nobody. If weren't for you that place would go to hell in a handbasket. Bless you, Sy. Gulldarnit it Sy I nknow they be shutting that spot down he for you. To us you are San Onofre
be cosed up by now, and we owe you, yjat's for sure.

Mayor of 'Nofre said...

Dr. Mr. Carton, I welcom with open arms the Rangers.clamping down on those nud perverts who use the dressig rooms to practice lewd an grotesque positions, while ther pit bull guards the door to keeo outsiders out. That beach is getting a bad reputation recently. To thjink of it M,r. Cartom, you are adding fuel to the fire.

No Tax said...

Closing State Parks?? OH tooo baddd!!! I seem to remember there was no one but us surfing at these places!! We picked up after ourselves and things were OK! Lets go north shall we? Malibu. We never had a gourd there and we did just fine. The whole deal is just BS!! There is no need for a guard tower and all the equipment they have there. A complete waste of money for the tax payer! Government precieves a vacuum and fills it as fast as they can!!

Bruce said...

I was beaten and raped by a roving pack of fags down by the trails. I say ban 'em and ban 'em now.

Trail 6-er said...

America:

I'm putting my queer shoulder
to the wheel.

Itchy Finger said...

"I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel"

Maybe you could get Adam and 'Jetliner to record it.

Stink Foot said...

Hell's bells, If I never see that beach again it would be too soon. Dogs are always roaming, and when they ain't they're crapping all over it. That beach has always been like that, and the owners always look the other way while the animal does it's duty. I remember one day I was drunk, walked toward the water to cool off and stepped in a aquishy massive dump. Thanks, dog owner.

Gas Pump Hose said...

Da't sumbitch ung like a governmrnt mule, alright.

traci michaelson said...

is this what there talking about
old guys rule

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