Thursday, October 20, 2011

What Kind of Bird Does Not Fly?

This post deleted due to terrorist threats, both recorded and witinessed.

"Well I don't know but I think . . ."

17 comments:

Wet Bird said...

BK, Leonard can not be very bright going to a supermarket retirement party, getting tight on free hooch,
driving in the worst town for drunken drivers,
Laguna Beach CA all liquored up and slurring his words. We all know who invited him, but he gets off scott free. With fines, assessments, penalties, traffic school, court costs, this will cost Leonard over ten grand. No credit card accepted--cash only, that is if this is his first offense. If not, Leonard will be looking at hard time.

Judge Judy said...

Wet Bird, some fool said Leonard was nabbed for DUI. He was not under the influence, he was dead drunk. He was DWI.

bud wizzer said...

hey b.k talking abouy being
LIQUORED up just how many d.u.i
do you have.
when you get your next one
you & leonard and if your lucky
t.bird him self
can all sleep in same cell
with bubba

Dennis Earl said...

Y'all need some info on the 502?

Miles L. Berman, esq. said...

BIGKOOK it is not Leonard's fault. He has many legitimate reasons.

Picked up the soap said...

T-bird has spent so much time incarcerated that his farts sound like a big whoosh.

Satan Speaks said...

Wet Bird, Judge Judy, Bud Whizzer,
Dennis Earl, Miles Berman, Picked Up the Soap, .048 is no laughing matter. Alcohol and automobiles don't mix. Leonard will spend much time incarcerated for his alcoholic demonic problems. He must pay for his crime. Now it's safe to drive PCH again. If I was the judge he'd be looking at 3 years. There's nothing better than Thanksgiving and X-Mass in the hoosegow, or klink, or slam, or pokey, or lock up or calsboose.

Otto Schultz Administraror said...

Thanks to that drunkard, State Rangers are putting up a drunk driver checkpoint when you leave San Onofre.

OC Magistrate said...

Leonard's CA drivers license is evoked for 5 years. No excuses. No appeals. No second chance.

M.A.D.D. said...

"HONK IF YOU SEE LEONARD" BUMBER STICKERS ON SALE NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST

Anonymous said...

BIGKOOK, 3 times is DWI, not DUI when he ploughed into the rear of that sedan transporting the elderly women returning home from a church social.

Honk if You See Leonard said...

That's awful. That poor fellow
nabbed for DWI, and he flaunting his beer at a no drinking beach. Can you believe it. What's the guys name, anyways?

Sal Geez said...

You can even see Harding arriving code 3 in the background.

Anonymous said...

Police Beat 102111
DUI
Coast Hwy & Broadway | Sunday, October 16 | 7:37 p.m.
Leonard Roy Turner, 63, San Juan Capistrano

http://stunewslaguna.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=2&Itemid=2

sherie who said...

When Leonard was breathalized does anyone know if it tested postive for ANY evidence of oxygen? Jus' wondrin'...Hmmm...

Anonymous said...

WELL THERE WERE TWO TURNER DUI'S ON BROADWAY AND P.C.H. THAT WEEK ?

Anonymous said...

I hear he is getting out of the country and going on the land down south from the law for his kids wedding?

Moon Phase