Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Why Old Guys Should Not Surf



A. They look foolish, and B. They tend to die.


They leave you lying on the beach for hours.



You lay there for so long that the other kooks forget you are even there.

15 comments:

Fuck-you,Sweeper said...

Looks like trouble for the brotherhood of kooks. You sweepers are next in line... go home or suffer the same fate.

Hardening of the Arteries said...

At 7:30 AM a 911 call came in for a medical emergency at The Point.

Apparently they got lost as it took the paramedics over 40 minutes to get there. Seems there is no known point.

U.R.Next said...

'Hard'ig of Arteries', it caused the life of an overaged waterman for the authorities to realize there is no point at San Onofre beach. Pray for repose of the sadly departed.

Big Rear Entry said...

Why is BK involved in this, and not Fred Swegles. BK always seems to be at the right place at the right time.

Excessive Plague Buildup said...

That body was as ripe as a month old cantaloupe in the sun by the time the coroner arrived. When he entered The Point in his GPS, he ended up at Mailbu.

Grim Reaper said...

Big Kook, those photos are uncalled for. How would you like it, and you ain't getting any younger, collapsed at San Onofre's Old Man's and photos of your remains were on posted on San-O Daze. What would happen, is the coroner doing the autopsy would shit a brick sideways. You are a walking timebomb ready to go any second.

Beach Lifeguard said...

'Reaper', good riddance to bad rubbish.

Euthanasia said...

Notice when somebody expires at San Onofre, dogs up and down the beach begin this icessant howling until the lifeless body is removed.
Dog owners should leave their animal at home. was at 'Nofre this morning, and barefooted stepped in thi Jurrasic Park dinosaur like DUMP that covered her foot. It was awful.

Dr.Doolittle said...

San Onofre is a State Beach, all are welcome. That includes not only we humanoids, but monkeys, parrots, cats, snakes, all birds, donkeys, and anything that was on Noah's Ark, that includes elephants, rhinos, and gazells, and reptiles of all sorts.

King of Dwarfs said...

Danger is evident at San Onofre Surf Beach. Many recent drownings have occoured. San-O Daze has warnings for people forty and over, and the risk they take endeavering the challenge of the surfboard and the ocean. Eventually the ocean will win.

Morturary Director said...

There was an unfortunate loss of life at the surf beach, a fellow in his fifties. Had he remained home, went for a walk, played catch with his grandbaby, or went to chapel services with his widow he woukd be with us today. As all hardcore sufers he wanted to surf till he died.

don the gate keeperthere said...

there was an 1 or 2 hour waiting
line.
these guys said they were paramedics and a 911 call
i said the line forms to the rear
and don`t forget it`s $15.00 bucks
i don`t care who you are

In The Water said...

Most of the so called old guys can't surf to save their lives! Why? Because most of us left after high school and they had nothing to look at in the water that were good! TS!

Anonymous said...

Euthanasia I love you dude. I like your style man

Dave Daum said...

Gatekeeper Don, you cam't do that.
Man, you are totally out of it. A fellow bro surfer lost his life because of your srrogant attitude. I hope you die and fry in hell with the rest of the louts.

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