T-SHIRTS GO ON SALE FRIDAY!

If your tired of it all and are "HOPPING MAD", get your t-shirts and wear them proudly. Sickers and decals to follow soon.

Vote For Biggest Shoulder Hopper

Who is your vote for #1 Shoulder Hopper at SanO. What say you. And yes, let's get personal.

GETTING READY FOR HIS ARMED GUARD JOB!

U.R. SHITTENMEE loads his pistol as he prepares for his night watchman's job at the "EVERYTHING LEATHER AND LACE" store which is located next door to the BOOM BOOM ROOM in Laguna.

SAN ONOFRE HELICOPTER CRASH KILLS RARE PYGMY WHALE!

This rare Pygmy Whale was killed when the rotor blades from the helicopter struck it as the helicopter crashed into the water off DogPatch. I. N. S. agents said it had entered U.S. waters illegally and did not have proper papers having been born in the "SEA OF CORTEZ" off Baja Mexico.

A KISS FOR SAVING HER LIFE!

This fireman rescued this pregnent dog from a burning house. When he was done fighting the fire he sat down to rest outside when the dog he had saved, walked over and kissed him for saving her life and that of her unborn puppies.

True story, photo by a North Carolina news photographer.

Murphy Takes Up Drag Racing

That's him on the left and the favor to win. He looks kinda cute in heals doesn't he?

HELICOPTER CRASH LAST NIGHT DEVASTATES DOGPATCH!

Park Closed Until Further Notice

(photo by J. Olsen)
Due to the already reported Border Patrol helicopter crash, San Onofre State Surfing Beach is closed until further notice. The NTSB is on the scene and securing the wreckage, which was hauled up onto the dirt road, blocking all access until investigation is complete. You can park in the upper lot.

On a side note, there is no surf today.

I just found this on the internet

BREAKING NEWS...

3 hurt after Border Patrol chopper sets down hard
Three passengers are being rushed to area hospitals.
By CINDY CARCAMO
The Orange County Register
SAN CLEMENTE - At least three people were rushed to hospitals after a U.S. Border Patrol helicopter made an emergency landing Thursday night for unclear reasons near the San Diego-Orange County line, Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Ian Gregor said.About 7:35 p.m., fire officials responded to a call about an aircraft down at Old Man's beach at San Onofre State Beach, Fire Capt. Greg McKeown said. The helicopter landed on the shoreline, he added.The McDonnell Douglas 600N was forced to land in shallow water near the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station, Gregor said.Preliminary reports show that there were three people on board who were able to get out of the helicopter with unknown injuries, Gregor added. All were taken to hospitals. At least one was taken to Mission Hospital in Mission Viejo.Details about why the helicopters landed and exactly what went wrong are unclear.As of 9:30 p.m., calls to officials at U.S. Customs and Border Protection went unanswered.

PUTTZLE'S NEW MOTOR HOME!

Please help us find a name for Puttzle's new motor home. Please submit as many names as you like, winners will be chosen for originality of the name. Please refrain from the use of cuss words unless they can be used in a very tasteful fashion that would not be offensive to our readers or their families. Members of this blog and their families are not eligible to enter.

BRING IT ON U.R.!

Boardshorts Now Custom Fitted by Murphy

Yes I know, this is a threepete, but Murphy is now offering custom fittings by himself to all comers. "I especially enjoy measuring the inseam and package zones" stated Murphy in a recent interview. Evidently, Murphy came up with the fashion design after watching young men knee paddling out. All custom fittings are performed in the back of his camper truck for privacy reasons. Order your's today!

TO TRY THE LATEST IN MY NEW LINE OF " THONG HAMOCKS", SEE U. R. AT FOURDOORS.

EARLY PHOTO OF U.R. POSING IN HIS NEW "BANANA HAMOCK" AT WOODY'S IN LAGUNA.

SIGNS OF THE TIMES...

Not To Be Outdone...

...Murphy's dog decided to apply her own from Murphy's supply.

U.R. SHITTENMEE WITH A FULL LOAD IN HIS "DEPENDS"!