Murphy was jumped by two muggers on his morning walk to Dogpatch and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.
"You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?" asked one of the muggers incredulously. "Is that all you wanted?" moaned Murphy. "I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!"
This is gawd awful news. The headless man disvoverd behind Bldg. 4# early this week is believed to be Sydney Carton Esq. Several body moles match Coroner's office report.
Who is your vote for #1 Shoulder Hopper at SanO. What say you. And yes, let's get personal.
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How about a tie for EVERYONE at The Point?
Easy as pie, a piece of cake, 'dinero facil', a walk in the park. MURPHY.
Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.
Murphy was jumped by two muggers on his morning walk to Dogpatch and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.
"You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?" asked one of the muggers incredulously. "Is that all you wanted?" moaned Murphy. "I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!"
Now how can Murphy hop, when he doesn't even surf?
How the hell do we know who it is, when all we see is his/their ASS! Lets hope we're all not into ass's that we could tell who it is from behind.
Q: How do you ruin a Mexican party?
A: Flush the punch bowl.
This is gawd awful news. The headless man disvoverd behind Bldg. 4# early this week is believed to be Sydney Carton Esq. Several body moles match Coroner's office report.
DON CRAIG
DON CRAIG
DON CRAIG
DON CRAIG
DON CRAIG
Q: What is the other name for the point?
A: ______'s ass!
Fill in the blank.
Shotzy my dear, Don Craig was forcibly removed from the Point and is the #1 hopper at Oldmans and all point south.
Easy......Redstripe
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