Friday, May 20, 2005

From the Mayors office

It was a beautiful morning at the gate, but by the time it was ready to open the line was down the hill and half way down the road to the lower stop sign. (it looked like a weekend) The surf was really bad and the fog came in so heavy you couldn't see your hand in front of your face, and the water is about 57 degrees! Kooks and hoppers were out in force, and we miss Puttzle's camera. One of the pro's (you know the ones that don't wear a leash because their so good) lost his board and was walking in on the rocks when another pro loose's his board and it washes in right behind the first pro who was unaware and it nailed him right behind the knee's and took him down. When will you kooks learn? Wear a F---ing leash and stop being stupid and dangerous, the place is getting to crowded and with no Lifeguard someone is really going to pay the price one day! If you think your that good, GO UP TO LOWERS and be dangerous there. If your not sure of what to do there's a book at Talega Surf&Sport called "KOOKS LIKE ME", it will tell you everything you need to know about surfboard safety and wave ediquette. If its to hard to understand, STAY OUT OF THE WATER! More later-----maybe

Hi! Puttz!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Mayor. Wasn't that book written by some guy named Stu?

Anonymous said...

leashes are for KOOKS!

Anonymous said...

I own three leashes and nobody has ever called me a kook... hey wait a minute...

Anonymous said...

Guys that don't wear leashes are GAY!!!! Go surf Laguna.

Anonymous said...

I went up to Lowers after I fell on the rocks (why don't you guys remove those friggin things?!!???) but they called me gay.

Anonymous said...

We've been trying to get our Rocks off for years!

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