Friday, May 27, 2005
PENIS CLOSES ROAD TO SAN ONOFRE
A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert at San Onofre. A key highway to San Onofre was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb near the nuclear power plant. Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, rangers closed Basilone for an hour. But on closer inspection rangers found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis. "Someone took construction-grade plastic, moulded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape," said Ranger Hal Dairywimple. The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe. Dairywimple said "these types of toys are quite common at trail six and often wash up at San Onofre Surf Beach during south swells".
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The battery operated device was said to be black in color and had the words "Koby Clone" imbossed on one side and Talega Toy Store on the other. "It was a sight to behold as it vibrated its way cross the intersection" Ranger Dairywimple said. Could do some real damage one of the female Rangers was heard saying.
Which female ranger?
The Rangers name was " Ima Strapon"
She also works as information Officer at the Trail 6 bathroom where she hands out the Daily Activities fliers to all who visit the Trail.
YOU GOTS TO BE KIDDING. AREN'T YOU?
Puttzle,
Hey man where'd you go??? It's after noon on Sat., and I need my San-O Daze fix!
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