Friday, January 13, 2006
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the dirt road at San Onofre when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a dumpster. "My, what big eyes you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the dirt road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind some bamboo. "My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Finally down at Dogpatch Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a fire ring. "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red RidingHood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost! I'm trying to take a shit!"
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What is O.J.'s new (old) web address?
slash slash backslash escape.
Dingo, Murphy and Puttzle go to the doctor for an IQ test, the doctor asked Dingo, whats three times three? Dingo replied "274". Then the doctor asked Puttzle, whats three times three? To which Puttzle replied "tuesday". Then the doctor turned to murphy and asked, whats three times three? Murphy thinks for a moment and replys "nine". The doctor looked at Murphy and said, thats great, how did you get the answer? Murphy smiled and replied, well I subtracted 274 from tuesday!
Dewey, Dewey who?
Dewey have to put up with this?
Why Dewey have to look at Dewey Weber boards. One side is different than the other side. How Dewey surf on one of those things?
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