The Mayor being old, lived in a nursing home. One day he walks into the nurses office and informs nurse Jones that his penis has died. Nurse Jones knowing that the Mayor is old and forgetful decides to play along and says, "I'm so sorry to hear that"!

Two days later the Mayor is walking up and down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging out of his pants. Nurse Jones sees him and says, Mayor I thought you said your penis died, The Mayor answers, it did! Today is the viewing.