One afternoon this guy drives down to San Onofre to surf and relax. On his way in a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the dirt road gestures him to stop. Our guy rolls down the window. "How can I help you?"

"I am the red bastard of San Onofre, you got something to eat?"

With a smile on his face he hands one of his sandwiches to the red dressed guy and drives away. Not even five seconds later he comes across another guy. This time the guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side and waving him to stop. A bit irritated our guy stops, cranks down the window. "What can I do for you?"

"I am the yellow bastard of San Onofre, you got something to drink?"

Hardly managing to smile this time he hands to the guy a can of soda and then stomps on the pedal and takes off again. In order to make it in the line up, he decides to go faster and not stop no matter what. To his frustration he sees another guy on the side of the road, dressed all in green making a hand signal to stop him. Not quite willing our guy decides to stop a last time.

He rolls his window down and yells to the guy, "I know I know, you're the green bastard of San Onofre. But just what the fuck do you want?" "Driver's license and registration please."