Wednesday, December 05, 2012
Thursday, November 15, 2012
He's Still With Us
Monday, September 24, 2012
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Murmuration: a flock of starlings
Saturday, September 08, 2012
Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,008 - Dogs 2.0
Monday, September 03, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Tubesteak Passed Peacefully Wednesday
Friday, August 03, 2012
Friday, July 27, 2012
Fear Strikes
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Saturday, July 21, 2012
California State Parks Director Resigns Amid Scandal
Friday, July 13, 2012
Only Fifty Years Behind Barney Wilkes
Thursday, July 12, 2012
2 Men, 1 Woman, And A Goat Ain't Natural
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Shorecliffs Teacher Faces 4th Sex Accusation
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
I'm Coming To My Paddle Out As A Helicopter
Monday, June 04, 2012
He's No Leonard Turner
Thursday, May 17, 2012
San Onofre Rocks Spontaneously Combust (Again)
The 43-year-old San Clemente woman, who was not identified, was visiting the beach last Saturday with her family, and had collected seven colored rocks, Orange County fire officials said.
The woman had second- and third-degree burns on her legs, and her husband was burned on his hands as he tried to help her, fire officials said.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Previously Classified Documents Unveil Fire Dangers At San Onofre
SAN CLEMENTE (CBS) - Previously classified documents along with other evidence uncovered in an exclusive CBS2 investigation point to hidden fire dangers at the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station (SONGS).
Grace Van Thillo says “it’s an accident waiting to happen.”
SONGS continues to be in violation of critical decades-old fire safety standards. You have to prevent fires in reactors or you can have a meltdown and you have to create significant separation between your backup and your primary cabling,” Hirsch said, adding that “The reactor in back of us [SONGS] still hasn’t done that.”
We’ve obtained a previously classified report which shows one worker “deliberately failed to conduct required fire protection surveillances and falsified fire watch logs.”
And the report says it went on for five years between the dates of April 2001 and December 2006.
SONGS leads the nation in the number of safety complaints filed by its own employees to the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.
One prior employee told his managers back in 1999 about another fire risk – circuit breakers that could allow critical wiring connected to emergency pumps to overheat and catch fire. He says his supervisors ignored his concerns for years so he went to the NRC. Last year, the NRC agreed the circuit breakers did not provide adequate protection and Edison agreed to change them by the end of the year.
Nuclear experts Dan Hirsch’s assessment: “It’s a form of Russian roulette. It’s a form of tossing dice.”
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Tuesday, May 08, 2012
Sunday, May 06, 2012
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Tubesteak's Health
The Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC) won't let San Diego Gas and Electric (SDG&E) restart the nuclear reactor until they figure out what's causing Tubesteak's condition (San Onofre To Remain Closed Until Problem With Tube Solved). I thought maybe that someone had overreacted or that maybe Tubesteak just needed a little rest and would be up and around soon, but then the Washington Post's headline caught my eye -- "Additional Tube Wear Found At Troubled San Onofre Nuclear Plant On California Coast." This is obviously worse than I thought.
Monday, April 23, 2012
What Where?
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Bathroom #4 Locals
Here we have "Poopdick Pappy" also known as "Wiskbroom Johnny" a regular at bathroom #4. Johnny hails from Hermosa Beach and lives on ricecakes and applesauce. He, like Leonard Turner likes to bum food but unlike Leonard he does not mooch beer. he is an avid surfer and prefers the slow mushy rollers of San Onofre rather than the world class waves near his home. Someday he will own a motorhome that absolutely no one will ever step foot in. Oops. He already does. No one has ever seen the inside of his motorhome, NO ONE. My guess is it is full of body parts or illicit drugs or perhaps a small arsenal. Stop by bathroom #4 sometime and enjoy a visit with this weeks 'Bathroom #4 Local' Poopdick Pappy.
Friday, April 13, 2012
Monday, March 26, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Monday, March 12, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
Thursday, February 09, 2012
Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab
Feb. 9
For immediate release.
OWN The Oprah Winfrey Network
Dr. Dru announced this season's lineup today. The cast will include: among others R.P. McMurphy and "Biff" D. Tweaker. This episode will focus on the meth addicts and their whacky behavioral quirks. Watch as "Biff" the gardener and McMurphy almost get into fisticuffs over a missing "stash". You will watch in horror as Nurse Ratchet uses a taser on the two addicts to break up the fight. Next weeks episode we find "Biff" on a work release program and is caught with a crack pipe behind bathroom #4.
Check local listings for dates and times.
Wednesday, February 08, 2012
Monday, February 06, 2012
Sunday, February 05, 2012
Friday, February 03, 2012
Six Degrees of Radiation
A house inspired by the domes of the San Onofre nuclear generators is for sale. It's most recent owner is Huell Howser, who featured San Onofre in more than one episode of his TV travel show.
Wednesday, February 01, 2012
Feb 1, 2012 San Clemente
A California man walking his small dog off-leash was arrested after a park ranger used her stun gun on him.
The San Clemente Times reports that Dedier Le Bouff was walking his small dog south of dogpatch. For years, the park has been a refuge for owners who let their dogs run off-leash. However, all state parks have on-leash laws.
"It was really scary," said Biff McTweaker, who said he witnessed the incident as he and his life partner were walking their own dogs. "I just felt so bad for him."
The unnamed park ranger reportedly confronted Le Bouff about his dog. Le Bouff, who said he wasn't carrying his wallet at the time, allegedly gave a false name. The ranger asked him to remain at the scene but Le Bouff instead attempted to leave before he was shot in the back with the taser.
McTweaker said Le Bouff had repeatedly asked the ranger why he was being detained. "He just tried to walk away. She never gave him a reason," McTweaker said.
After Le Bouff left the scene, the ranger "pursued him a little bit and she did deploy her" electric-shock weapon, said state parks spokesman Michael Story.
"That did stop him."
Le Bouff was then arrested on suspicion of failing to obey a lawful order, having a dog off-leash and knowingly providing false information, Story said. He was later released.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Monday, January 23, 2012
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
RIP Igggy
Harold Ige, one of the best shapers of all time, has passed away when he was testing new 18ft SUP prototypes with Randy Naish. Suddenly, Harold collapsed and left us.
"I was about 50 yards behind, when I watched him collapse into the water. I got there as fast as I could. Kai Santos saw the pilikia and swam out with fins and together we tried to resuscitate Harold", explains Naish.
Ige was quickly taken to the beach and everyone tried to bring him back, but it was not possible. "I've never felt so helpless! I did all I could, we did all we could. I'm sorry. I'll never forget this day even if I want to. The surfing world lost an icon, a legend, and a friend to many, a husband, a father, a grandfather, and a mentor", he adds.
Harold "Iggy" Ige was enjoying SUP in the waters off Lanikai, in Oahu, Hawaii. The cause of the death is supposed to be heart attack.
The 71-year-old surfer was a very humble surfer and human being. He started to shape his own boards. After the high school graduation, in 1960, he moved to Southern California and worked for another legend, Greg Noll, and Dale Velzy, soon after.
Harold Ige also worked for Dewey Weber and kicked off his own surf brand "Iggy", in Oahu. In 1979, he founded Naish with Robbie and never left this wave riding family. Ige, an old school shaper, was an authentic craftsman. He was very much respect in the Hawaiian islands.
"Back in the 70's, people used to say: 'when you shape a board, you put your soul into it' or some spiritual stuff like that. I kinda laughed but, when you shape, you do get really tired. It's so much more work than machine shaping, not only because it's hard labor but because you put all out. When you say shaping, it's not just shaping using the planer. You touch it, listen to the way it's cutting- I have to hear and feel it, otherwise I can't tell the details. Maybe you put mana into the board by hand shaping. That’s why you get exhausted", Harold Ige once explained.