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Reckless Driving Results In Reckless Lawsuit
Submitted by Mark Asparacus

SAN ONOFRE (Daily Sun Post) - A 21-year-old San Onofre man, who last summer led park rangers on a high-speed chase in his SUV before crashing into a surfboard on a pole, now wants the state to pay his medical bills. The man, known as Tudeboy, claims that five rangers were responsible for his injuries because they violated a state parks policy to discontinue high-speed pursuits when the risk exceeds the need for immediate apprehension.

Tudeboy's lawsuit states that continuing the police pursuit was "reckless, unnecessary, and unwarranted." Hey, how about your reckless, unnecessary and unwarranted driving style, Tude baby?

Making sure he had all his lawsuit bases covered, Ranger Ephriam, Dr. Puttzle and Tubesteak are also named in the complaint for failing to order the termination of the police chase. Mysteriously absent from the suit was Murphy the Mayor.

Tudeboy reportedly fractured his right leg, right foot, left arm, and left elbow, and received numerous other cuts and bruises in the accident. He demands compensation for an unspecified cost of medical treatment.

The state report stated that the primary ranger charged in the lawsuit responded to a complaint that a man was driving a four-wheel all-terrain vehicle at excessive speed and in a reckless manner on the dirt road. The ranger reportedly observed the suspect near the Point area and engaged in pursuit. Tude's SUV drove into Old Mans, through the parking by bathroom #4, and back into the Point area.

While ole Tudeboy was crusing around the beach, the ranger observed him running through red lights, making illegal turns and driving well in excess of the speed limit during the chase. The ranger's report said he broke off the pursuit of the speeding off-road vehicle twice, finally apprehending Tudeboy at the accident scene.

Tudeboy was charged with reckless driving, driving an unregistered motor vehicle, driving an uninsured motor vehicle and driving without a license.

How about adding a charge for his BS lawsuit as well?