San-O Surfing Tip No. 88: Swim Suits

Select a swimsuit that you're comfortable in. It’s important that your legs can move freely. Board shorts are cut baggy to allow freedom of movement. However, any suit that lets you bend, crouch, twist, and in particular, get up from paddling without restricting your legs or any personal parts you might want to keep, will do.

Parallel universe - Easy Rider

In a parallel universe, George Lucas wrote and directed Easy Rider.

Fish story

Our Seal Beach Surf Guide

This was our tour guide for our Seal Beach photo excursion.

He has a long association with surfing in Southern California. He seemed reliable and quite knowledgeable about the local history, though he actually spent most of his youth surfing at Malibu. He had lots of pictures from the Gidget movies and T.V. series, upon which he says he served as one of the technical consultants and a body double. In this black & white publicity picture, his body was used (that's him on the right) and the actor's head airbrushed over his.

He also was a founding member of the Beach Boys, but like Pete Best with the Beatles, he was dumped by the other members early on. Now, if you can't rely on a guide like this to give you the scoop on which surf break is which, I don't know what the world has come to. He was very careful about answering our questions, appearing to be deep in thought for maybe 20 seconds each time before answering. He was obviously recalling memories with great care in order to give us the most accurate information.

He has asked us not to reveal his name or current location because he is a member of Project Chanology, but he also says he knows Tubesteak personally and posts regularly on his blog.

Seal Beach: February 24, 2008

LEGOLAND HOTEL AND PARK PROPOSED AT SAN MATEO BASIN

Talega residents celebrating new development at Trestles

AP SAN CLEMENTE CALIFONIA

Dahl Develoment Corp, Diane Harkey, And the San Clemente Ocean Trust based in Talega has reached an agreement with the State Park Agency to proceed with plans to build a 564 room hotel and golf course along what would have been the 241 toll road extension. In an interview with Orange County Register reporter Curren Swadasal, Harkey was quoted as saying " If it's good enough for our Talega residents , then it should be good enough for everyone else" The project has escaped public scrutiny due to the recent toll road action by the coastal commission, which is uninvolved in the project due to jurisdictional restraints.

Don't laugh. She kept her word to cut down to one per day.

Crazy Football (Soccer) Goals

NEW RELEASE FOR RAINY DAY

for all you video game nuts out there. me and my kids got this new game just released, I highly recommend it, if you not right with God, then this will reveal your spiritual weakness.

High Degree Of Certainty?

We have a reasonably high degree of certainty that are mission was accomplished. This was the statement issued by the Pentagon today.

Cloud Cover

Lunar eclipse turns moon red

Yet More Good Comes From Defeating The Toll Road

SAN ONOFRE, CA (Reuters) - Shirts and caps proclaiming the victory of the Transportation Corridor Agencies -- when the TCA actually lost before the Coastal Commission -- have ended up in the hands of poor Talegan children.

Dozens of shirts and caps, which had been manufactured in advance to celebrate the TCA’s expected victory before the CC, were handed over to children in the community of Talega.

TCA victory shirts and other garments are produced in advance so that TCA supporters can put them on to celebrate immediately after the final vote of agencies that must approve the Toll Roads. Garments from hearings when the TCA loses are obviously unwanted, so the TCA dumps them in Talega. There was similar disposal of the Patriots' Super Bowl 2008 victory apparel.

BUY MY BIKES

This time "Bicycle Jim" has gone way to far! But, if his bikes can stand up to this, they must be good!

Fifty years of math 1957 to 2007

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help.. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this?

Because the evolution in teaching math since the 1950's:

1. Teaching Math in 1950's
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching math in the 1960's:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100 His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching math in the 1970's:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. his cost of production is $80.. Did he make a profit?

4.Teaching math in the 1980's:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching math in 1990's:
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok.)

6. Teaching math in 2007:
Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la produccioneses $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

FINALLY, A PICTURE OF HILLARY WORTH LOOKING AT....

Saving all my love for you - Morning talk show hostess reads email

Puttzles Limousine

Puttzle loves to ride his charges around in style. Good thing they don't read American so good!

Water Balloons

I've been asked to cut back on the high brow posts.

He started early

It started at an early age, and still going strong!

New sign at San0

New signs were posted at San Onofre this weekend. This should just about cover it!

Rest Stop

One of the many rest areas for illegals when they sneak accross our border. They treat the USA just as if it was their own home. Pride is such a wonderful thing don't you think? And just think, if you hire them, this could be your back yard! Or is it already?

TOXIC DUMP

WASHINGTON - Long before the public learned in late January that a damaged U.S. spy satellite carrying toxic fuel was going to crash to Earth at San Onofre Surfing Beach, the government secretly assembled a high-powered team of officials and scientists to study the feasibility of shooting it down with a missile.

The order to launch the crash program came Jan. 4, according to defense officials who described Friday how it came to fruition for a final go-ahead decision by President George W. Bush this week. The officials spoke to The Associated Press on condition they not be identified because of the sensitivity of the work.

The initial order was twofold: Assess whether shooting down the satellite with a missile was even possible, and at the same time urgently piece together the technological tools it would take to succeed.

GIANT RAID AT MEMORIAL SERVICE NINE ARRESTED

AP SAN CLEMENTE

San Onofre State Beach. An alcohol raid was conducted this AM by The State parks Vice Squad at San Onofre in which a person of color was beaten to the ground for merely tripping to the ground, Authorities were tipped off that several individuals were consuming alcohol in plain sight of would be innocent bathers, this is in direct violation of the State Park Rules. The alcohol raid at San Onofre has sparked national media attention, local outrage, a state police investigation, and a rapidly coalescing protest movement in the usually tranquil San Clemente town. As television viewers nationwide saw, the 3.42 PM raid featured an aggressive squad of police bursting into The shack area with guns drawn, forcing cowering greivers to the ground, and handcuffing those they claimed complied too slowly with officers' shouted demands while police drug dogs sniffed for other contraband. None was found. Alvin Seemore of M.I. Paddleouts was led away in handcuffs, he was quoted as screaming "I own this (Expletive"F-ing"deleted) beach, you have no right". 8 other arrests included the legendary Surfer Don Craggy, 53 year old B.K. and his 19 year old girlfriend Lucinda Reer.

PLEASE VOTE "YES" ON JUNE 3rd

Please help Shorecliffs preserve its ocean views and help keep them from being lost because of one mans lies! These articles tell it like it is.

Volunteer Firefighter in Wig and Bikini Charged With Disorderly Conduct
Wednesday Feb 13, 2008
E-MAIL STORY

SAN CLEMENTE, CALIFORNIA — A San Clemente firefighter has been charged with drunken driving, public indecency and disorderly conduct after being arrested in a park wearing a woman's blonde wig and bikini, officials said.
Click here to see a picture of the firefighter.
Schotzy Shaffer, was to appear in Orange County Municipal Court on Thursday. He was arrested Tuesday at San Onofre state beach after Local police received a report of an intoxicated man walking and driving around the park.
The arrest report said that schotzy told an officer he was on his way to the Rib Trader to perform as a woman in a contest offering a $10,000 prize. Shaffers blood-alcohol test registered 0.174, more than twice Californias legal limit of 0.08, the report said.
Shaffer has been a firefighter with San Clemente since August 2000. Orange county fire Authority issued a statement saying shaffer would be placed on administrative leave.

Drugs Found at San Onofre

Cocaine washed up on San Onofre State Beach
Feb 13 2008 Associated Press (AP)
COCAINE with an estimated street value of $2.4 million dollars has been found washed up on a beach in southern california it emerged yesterday.
It is the second time in a week that a massive package of drugs has been discovered on a state beach.
It follows last Thursday’s discovery of an estimated $2,000.000.00 worth of cocaine washed up in Doheny State beach near the mouth of San Juan Creek. Similar packages were washed up on Poche beach, also in San Clemente, on the same day.
It has been suggested the water tight packages may have drifted across the Pacific Ocean from Mexico, propelled by winds.
State Parks Vice squad Sgt. Dairywhimple said last night that a good samaritan known only as "dingo" alerted the authorities after finding the package at San Onofre Beach.
But Detective Superintendent Peter Chalinor of San Onofre Vice, said he believed the drugs were destined for Bathroom Number Four.
“This is a substantial amount of Class A drugs that no doubt was on its way to the people who use it,” he said.
“ We have launched an operation to identify how these drugs ended up on the California Coast.
“If members of the public find any suspicious packages or parcels washed up on the shoreline they should contact police or customs officers immediately.”
The large package of cocaine was discovered At 6:00 Am Wednesday
Dairywhimple said the package, which was carefully sealed, contained smaller packages inside.
In Newport Beach nearly 30 bars of the drug were found on Thursday by marine biologists who were dolphin spotting in Cameo Cove as part of a research project.
Pete Turner, a senior detection officer for O.C.S.D.said, “the Sherriffs office continues to play a key role in the fight to stop drugs entering the US and to reduce the harm they do to our communities.
“We aim to protect society from the violence and corruption that always accompanies the trade in illegal drugs and in line with the US government’s strategy, we work with our partners at home and abroad to reduce the availability of Class A drugs on our streets.”
All the packages were last night being forensically examined.
Officers said the type of packaging and the way in which it had been wrapped could provide clues of its origin.

HILLARY CONGRATULATED BY THE 50,000,000 ILLEGAL ALIEN TO CROSS THE BORDER...

temporary wheels

The Mayor was having a little trouble with his camper this weekend so he had to temporarily use his golf cart in its place.

Toll Road victory Party

This was the scene at archies last saturday evening after winning our bid to stop the Toll Road. Thanks for all your support and beleiving in the cause. There are a lot of unhappy Talegalites this week as the idea of driving their gas sucking S.U.V.'s up and down Pico sets in. Cya at da beach.

Late at the gate

What happened this Sunday at the gate was a real pisser! The line of cars waiting to go in was very large due to the great weather and some decent surf. The gate was not opened until 6:20, and the Ranger on duty drove right down Basilone road at 6:10 after leaving the gate at the Bluffs camp ground and had to have seen the line at Nofre and that the gate was not open and should have made an effort to come over and find out why! The young woman at the kiosk said she had to wait for the Ranger to come and open the gate. Ranger dispatch was called at 6:10 and told the Mayor the Ranger was on the way to open and thats when the Ranger was seen driving down Basilone road and leaving the area. Finally the woman took it upon herself to open the gate at 6:20. (after some engine reving and horn honking) Could it be the state parks service is going to shut down San Onofre and could care less about the daily use permit holders and paying guests? The sign says 6 am to 8 pm, not "we'll open when we're dam good and ready"!

great weekend or what

Latest Victim of the State

February 9, 2008 3:52 p.m. San Onofre State Park. The State Park Vice Squad conducted an alcohol raid at a blue Ford van parked at an area known as the "point" this afternoon. Police arrested 61-year-old Mark Reynolds . After a brief struggle in which Reynolds took a hostage and threatened to expose himself to her, he was subdued and taken into custody
Police told this reporter that the arrest was the culmination of months of investigation in which the subject was observed consuming alcohol on the beach has been the focus of numerous complaints from fellow bathers.

"What" ain't no country I ever heard of.

A refresher.


Robots can't act.


Cartoon.


They're just words.

San Clemente & the 241

This is what San Clemente and the Pacific Golf Club would look like had the vote gone the other way!

Difference Between Men and Women's Friendships

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Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The man called his wife's ten best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.
The woman called her husband's ten best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and the other two said he was still there.

NOW BACK TO SOME QUALITY SURFING!

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TOLL ROAD DEAD?

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commuting in on the 241 toll road

Commuting in on the 241 extention from the Inland Empire.

from steroids to hemorrhoids

USA S.O.S!

(San-O Daze file photo)

Illegals Costing US Taxpayers More Than Iraq War 2-4-8

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. http://tinyurl.com/zob77

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. http://www.cisorg/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens. http://www.cisorg/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0.html

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare and Social Services by the American taxpayers. http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html

9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens. http://transcripts..cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two-and-a-half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html

11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border. Homeland Security Report. http://tinyurl.com/t9sht

12 The National Policy Institute, "estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period."http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf

13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin. http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm

14. "The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States". http://www.drdsk.com/articleshtml


Total cost is a whooping... $338.3 BILLION A YEAR!!!


Snopes is provided for doubters:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/immigration/bankofamerica.asp

On the new 241 toll road

The new addition to the 241 toll road will be offering a new 2 for-the-price of 1 early bird special.

Defending yourself is not a crime

Trestles, Summer 2012

A glimpse into the future of Trestles for those not motived to get to the hearing tomorrow. The oil sheened water is courtesy of the TCA and Cal Trans, neither of whom have ever successfully contained or managed the pollution that runs off their roadways.

CLINT EASTWOOD ON SAVING SAN ONOFRE...

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Another guy who didn't double check that the load was secure

Chuck Norris Google Search

Maybe it’s an urban myth, but they say that a search for Chuck Norris on Google gets you this.

HOWDY!

The Mayor in his younger days and riding for Weber? Yes, I'm afraid its true!

Parade float depicting a huge pile of dead nude Holocaust victims below a dancing live performer dressed as Hitler is banned.

Associate Press story here.
When I read a story like this, I wonder who at the design committee meeting sold them on an idea like this.