My son was riding the new surfboard he got for his birthday at San Onofre
this afternoon on the little waves at old mans. A "stand up paddler" lost control of his board
while traversing an inside section. The board hit may sons face and caused severe
injuries as it was cut by the fins. the HUGE- out of control board could not be stopped as it cut. We can look forward to many more injuries of this type. I, for one, think these type of watercraft should be operated in a safe manner by competent people. I am directing the staff at my church to arrange a full time prayer vigil to change this new freedom for the most dangerous among us,to threaten all of us.
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Oh poor Mason! The trauma even turned him asian.
Well at least he'll get straight A's.
Phuc, that ain't Jack Schitt. After the heavy rain, road closures, you're not gonna' believe this. Someone yesterday took a massive dump in Bldg.#4, toilet #1 and plugged it up real good. The thing was the size of a bowling ball. Now, what they're going to have to do is get a volunteer from the Club, lower him or she into the pit and push the damn thing up so the shitter can flush.
You haven't seen nothing yet. A gang beat Terry Beard so severely he had to be rushed to the Folsum Prison hospital for immedtiate surgery.
What a bunch of sissie pants. Wear helmets with face cage. Stop your damn whining or take up badmitten, or better yet bocci ball.
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Oh, for criminie sake, those are morgue photos. Stick to surfing like days gone by.
I for one shall verbally abuse each and every SUP clown I encounter, whether it be on the sand or in the water. This madness must stop!
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I'll vpluteer for shitter duty. I HAVE PUNCHED A BOWLING BALL UPWARDS TO FREE UP THE PASSAGE. IT WILL FLOW.
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'My, what an attractive scrotum!'
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