The typical male or female has over 7,985 wet fart incidents in his/her lifetime. Until recently, this condition was almost never talked about, or more often the subject of a crude joke or funny cartoon. All this recently changed when the Cambridge University completed a four-year study of wet farts, or as it is medically known, Anus Excitus Wettius.
Heading the reports advice and treatment, singer Cheryl Cole was the first to come out and offer fellow sufferers a quick fix for this underwear ruining condition - a simple tampon!
Says Cole, "You'll need to carry a couple of these things with you at all times. Especially when you eat some broccoli, spinach, or a really bad Mexican meal. It's simple, just remember to ram one home when the gas attacks begin!"
Following Cole's advice might be difficult for the estimated 20 million males who suffer from wet farts, but Cole says, "just place it where the sun doesn't shine and it will make your day pleasant and for those around you."
"You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own fart" It seems to me I read in the paper every winter about a family of illegal aliens found dead from asphyxiation. They eat a lot of beans and when it is cold they close all the windows. They indeed die in their own fart gas.
What you say about the Mexicans is partially true. They do eat alot of beans, close the windows, and expel loud toxic farts. Thats a cultural tradition in Mexico.
However, they are killed by the massive explosion when cousin Chewie lights up a fatty.
Anonymous #4, you should mention the famalia of Hispanics were sleeping in a white Ford Econoline 9 passenger in San Juan Capistrano with a hibachi going full blast in the rear. It didn't take long. Coroners office said the Lopez familia just went to sleeo, never to awaken. Vaya con Dios.
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Try 14 times an hour!
I'd love to, however, I'm stricken with chronic dairreha type VII.
Heavy rains slam into San Onofre Friday, shutting beach dowsn until next Tuesday. Check road closures today at 1400.
Diarreha is nothing more than a wet fart.
'Poopie', what an encouraging thought. Thanks.
Ahhh!
Nothing like letting loose a sneaker and then feeling the hot stream of a chili-like liquid running down your leg.
I don't know rather to shit or go blind, so I think I close one eye and fart. Okay.
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The typical male or female has over 7,985 wet fart incidents in his/her lifetime. Until recently, this condition was almost never talked about, or more often the subject of a crude joke or funny cartoon. All this recently changed when the Cambridge University completed a four-year study of wet farts, or as it is medically known, Anus Excitus Wettius.
Heading the reports advice and treatment, singer Cheryl Cole was the first to come out and offer fellow sufferers a quick fix for this underwear ruining condition - a simple tampon!
Says Cole, "You'll need to carry a couple of these things with you at all times. Especially when you eat some broccoli, spinach, or a really bad Mexican meal. It's simple, just remember to ram one home when the gas attacks begin!"
Following Cole's advice might be difficult for the estimated 20 million males who suffer from wet farts, but Cole says, "just place it where the sun doesn't shine and it will make your day pleasant and for those around you."
Anal Seepage, you're the grossest of the gross. You are worser tan a wet asshole
"You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own fart" It seems to me I read in the paper every winter about a family of illegal aliens found dead from asphyxiation. They eat a lot of beans and when it is cold they close all the windows. They indeed die in their own fart gas.
What you say about the Mexicans is partially true. They do eat alot of beans, close the windows, and expel loud toxic farts. Thats a cultural tradition in Mexico.
However, they are killed by the massive explosion when cousin Chewie lights up a fatty.
Anonymous #4, you should mention the famalia of Hispanics were sleeping in a white Ford Econoline 9 passenger in San Juan Capistrano with a hibachi going full blast in the rear. It didn't take long. Coroners office said the Lopez familia just went to sleeo, never to awaken. Vaya con Dios.
What they didn't tell you was that there were 35 hispanics sleeping in that van.
Anon'#5, just go back to your favorite Mexican restaurant to let them know their welcome here.
Doesn't any call CORKS here.
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