After dating a Mexican for 3 months, we finally had sex and I stayed overnight. The next morning when I awoke, I was covered in itchy red welts. I thought maybe I was allergic to his laundry soap but when he flipped the mattress over, a population of insects began scurrying for cover. He exclaimed that he knew he had bedbugs but he thought he had killed them all because he left the window open and it was "really cold" that night.
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What about illegal aliens? I thought this blog was about the damage they have wreaked on our country. Kobe can kiss my ass.
And so can the illegal aliens.
And so can all of the so called criminal athletes!
This is like Murphy and Putzel. Would one quit because the other quit?
In this case, if Phil dede-mowse. Kobie will in all likely-hood follow suite.
Anonymous guy always bellyaching about the blown out surf and muddy road, I got four words for you; The Outrigger with B.K.
Spike, you can KMMFA.
I am with Spike. No mud and the wind never blows out the Outrigger.
Anonymous #4, you, too, can KMMFA, screw you and that gotdamn horse you rode in on. Also, Murphy and Puttzle czn KMMFA.
The Outrigger with BK? Blown out muddy road might be better!
After dating a Mexican for 3 months, we finally had sex and I stayed overnight. The next morning when I awoke, I was covered in itchy red welts. I thought maybe I was allergic to his laundry soap but when he flipped the mattress over, a population of insects began scurrying for cover. He exclaimed that he knew he had bedbugs but he thought he had killed them all because he left the window open and it was "really cold" that night.
VD, I feel your pain. Thanks for sharing.
I don't follow baseball so move on!
Last A non', don't tell us.
You're a SOSC member, thr only sport you know is bocci ball.
Dr, Ralph, do you recall 'Phi Slamma Jamma'?
University of Houston Cougars men's basketball teams from 1982 to 1984.
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