The Michael Jackson trial reminds me of a good quick joke:
There's this couple.
Girl says, "We gotta break up."
Guy says: "But honey we get along great, have the same interests, finish each other's sentences, the sex is fantastic."
Girl says, "Yeah, but you're a pedophile."
Guys says, "Oh...pedophile! Big word for a 9 year old.

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