THIS HAS "MURPHY" WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!

The golfing world is celebrating a new invention that promises to revolutionize the sport. The new device that is receiving so much attention is called the "bee nut." It is a fastening attachment that allows players to adjust the heads on their clubs to any angle, saving the need to carry a bagful of clubs. Thus, for example, a player can use the same club to putt or get out of a sand trap. Golf clubs with this modification are selling quickly, and players are taking golfing picnics ...so they can try their new "bee-nut putter sand-wedge."