WHY MEN WITH POT-BELLIES TURN WOMEN ON
Hey, Men, if you're fat and out of shape, we have fantastic news for you -- guys with potbellies turn women on.
For decades, men have been under the erroneous assumption that females crave buff men with rock-hard abs. This couldn't be further from the truth.
According to a new survey conducted at San Onofre by the What Women Want Society, most ladies prefer a portly boyfriend with a protruding gut, because it suggests that the man could care less about superficial issues, such as health and personal hygiene, which affords him more time to lavish attention on his mate."
Barb Dwyer, an attractive 33-year-surfer, puts it this way: "I've been with gorgeous guys, and all they talk about is their good looks and their boudoir expertise. Those men are too conceited for me. I prefer a real man with a spongy belly that hangs down over his size-45 belt."
Along with repulsive potbellies, the survey also shattered other misconceptions about what ladies desire in a man. Women actually adore macho jerks who wear lots of gold chains and cheap cologne. They also go for unclean louts who are obsessed with sports, who give false compliments, who are overly aggressive, who drink to excess and who can belch the William Tell Overture.
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