Here's your update:SSDD . . . Or Worse!
Friday, December 02, 2011
Friday, November 25, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Monday, November 07, 2011
Wednesday, November 02, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
Do You Still Beat Your Wife?
Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department
for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his
employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to
interview them.
On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.
"Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.
"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he
has a free cottage.
Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board
and lodging.
There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work,
earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special
treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."
"That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."
"That'll be me then," said Paddy.
for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his
employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to
interview them.
On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.
"Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.
"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he
has a free cottage.
Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board
and lodging.
There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work,
earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special
treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."
"That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."
"That'll be me then," said Paddy.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Friday, October 28, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Thursday, October 20, 2011
What Kind of Bird Does Not Fly?
This post deleted due to terrorist threats, both recorded and witinessed.
"Well I don't know but I think . . ."
"Well I don't know but I think . . ."
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
how many can you name?
It was pure pandemonium at this wonderful race. all gather round and see how many famous people are in this photo.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
Monday, October 03, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
Bio-Hazard Discovered at San Onofre
A small plastic bag containing what appeared to be a dead Mexican baby with umbilical attached was discovered in a dumpster at the point this morning. After close examination by four lifeguards it was determined the item was not human. It was determined to be a dead opossum.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
CLOSED AGAIN...
This time due to a sewage spill at the power plant. But who knows what to believe on this blog anyway.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
RIP Cliff Robertson
Robertson died of natural causes Saturday afternoon in Stony Brook, a day after his 88th birthday
Read more: http://www.sacbee.com/2011/09/10/3899814/oscar-winner-cliff-robertson-dies.html#ixzz1YQVkFOft
Friday, September 16, 2011
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Alleged Members of Anomyous Photographed
These are alleged members of Anomyous at Federal Court in San Jose for arraignments in conjunction with a Distributed Denial of Service attack (DDoS) against PayPal, which had been organized in response to PayPal refusing to allow its customers to donate to WikiLeaks. Story here.Here is an Op-Ed piece about DDoS. Are some DDoS attacks the modern equalivant of a 1960s sit-in?
Friday, September 09, 2011
Thursday, September 08, 2011
Sunday, September 04, 2011
Big Surf Means Bigger Danger
SAN ONOFRE (AP) - A surfer found off San Onofre State Beach in Southern California has been declared dead, as powerful waves continue to pound beaches across the state over the Labor Day weekend.City News Service reports that Russ Yamada was found unresponsive in the ocean near his surfboard Saturday afternoon. The 42-year-old surfer from Torrance was taken to Saddleback Memorial Medical Center in San Clemente where he was declared dead.
Saturday, September 03, 2011
Friday, September 02, 2011
They're Back
A group of mosquitoes collected from San Onofre tested positive for the West Nile Virus, a potentially deadly disease.This is the first positive test for West Nile all year, according to a County Vector Control statement Thursday.
Mosquitoes often do not travel far from the sight of the infection, so residents of San Diego should be aware of the disease, said Chris Conlan a county vector ecologist.
Conlan said that people should always be wary of mosquito bites, but with the recent detection of the virus, they should take extra measures to ward off the bugs.
Mosquitoes are most active between dusk and dawn, so the CVC says to stay inside during those times, or wear long sleeves and pants with bug spray containing DEET, Picaridin, or Eucalyptus.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
Just Deserts
I hate cyclists. Why is it that as soon as they put on that silly little foam helmet all common sense and decency disappears?
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Able Gomes
Able Gomes was Baby Alan Gomes father. He made the outrigger canoe the Malia which is still in use today by the Outrigger Canoe Club. He also made the paddles and made surf boards and Blake Paddleboards. He was a master woodworker.
Monday, August 08, 2011
Sunday, August 07, 2011
Your Thoughts?
Caption says "Huntington Beach — Ann'e and J.P. Palmer from Arizona come to watch the U.S. Open of surfing every year with their 'Woody' doll." Original here.
Thursday, August 04, 2011
He Promised Change
President Obama has, in three years, increased the total national debt, built up in all the years this country has existed, by over 45%. That is real change.
National debt:
Sept 2008: 10.024 Trillion
Today: 14.580 Trillion
Our natinal debt now exceeds our national GDP. In fact, the national debt jumped $238 billion today, when the treasury reversed several crooked accounting entries which made it appear that our national debt was under the debt ceiling, when in fact it had been exceeded some time ago. That is real change.
Is it any wonder the stock market dropped 5% today?
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
More Shark Sightings At San Onofre
Among other shark sighting in the last few days in the area:
"On Thursday, a 12-16 foot white shark was seen by the Dana Wharf 3/4 day boat off San Onofre."
"On Thursday, a 12-16 foot white shark was seen by the Dana Wharf 3/4 day boat off San Onofre."
Monday, August 01, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
State Park Rangers Patrol Military Base For Nudists - Your State Park Funds At Work
SAN ONOFRE, Calif. -- Nude beachgoers say they're being harassed by State Park Rangers after they were banned from San Onofre State Beach and moved to the nearby beach on Camp Pendleton. They say park rangers are following them onto the federal land forcing them to leave. There is no law against nude sunbathing on the military base.They are closing down State Parks because of lack of funds. Why are they paying State Park employees to patrol a federal military base . . . on federal lands . . . to catch nudists?
Monday, July 25, 2011
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Rubber Shirt
This man is seen wearing a 'rubber shirt' aka wetsuit in this photo taken in 1949 at Mahattan Beach pier.
Friday, July 15, 2011
The Bikini - 65 Years Old
The first bikini, created by Louis Reard, was worn by model Micheline Bernardini during a poolside fashion show in Paris on July 5, 1946. Reard named the bikini after the Bikini Atoll in the Pacific, where the US tested atomic bombs.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
Saturday, July 09, 2011
Weird Car Commerical
Some people see a ghost in this car commerical. It's just after the car passes behind a large group of trees.
Friday, July 08, 2011
Friday, July 01, 2011
Who's route is this? A guessing game.
This is the route. Your job is to correctly guess who is using this route and for what purpose. Temecula is just a stopover, not the final destination.
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Sunday, June 05, 2011
Unauthorized Immigrants in the U.S.
There were an estimated 11.1 million unauthorized immigrants living in the United States in March 2009, a number that declined by about a million since 2007, according to Pew Hispanic Center estimates. Although they are more geographically dispersed than in the past, most live in California, Texas, Florida, New York, Illinois and New Jersey. The vast majority of unauthorized immigrants come from Mexico and other Latin American countries. They are more likely than legal immigrants or U.S.-born residents to be in their 20s and 30s.
Report: U.S. Unauthorized Immigration Flows Are Down Sharply Since Mid-Decade.
Friday, June 03, 2011
Wednesday, June 01, 2011
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the bird shit. It was everywhere; on the patio tile, the chairs, the table … everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn’t even sit on my own back porch anymore.
So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be … quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let’s see ….
Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegal’s came by the millions.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 or more families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by a doctor in an emergency room because it is filled with illegals; your child’s class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn’t speak English.
Breakfast cereal now comes in a bilingual box; I have to ‘press one’ to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than ‘The Union Jack’ are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Its just my opinion but: maybe, just maybe, it’s time for the government to take down the damn bird feeder.
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