THANKS, PASKOWITZ TRIBE!

SAVE SAN ONOFRE

PRESCOTT AZ CONCERT

WHAT UP BRO

SAN ONOFRE GREAT MOMENTS

CaliALOHA, SANO BEACH BUMS

HELLO, SAN ONOFRE

GOVERNMENT MULE

wheelclamper gets pwned

Woman farts in pool!!

Classic Huell Howser at the Mexican Border

WELCOME TO SAN ONOFRE

SAN ONOFRE FOUNDERS CLUB!

KITCHEN WORKERS

Farting

Fat Girl Laughing

Video Of Great White Shark At San Onofre

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-great-white-sightings,0,3265724.story

http://www.ktla.com/videobeta/?watchId=a6be249b-828d-4b75-9071-05ab08ff3998

WHOOPSA DAISEY!

Baywatch Intro

SURFING REDONDO BEACH BREAKWALL CONCRETE JUNGLE.mov

CHEAPSKATE

THE SUP OF DEATH...

John Clark's spin on the BP Oil Crisis. - The Front Fell Off 2010

COWABUNGA

HOME SWEET HONE

WHERE'S BK

STOP THIEF

cars dancing with music!!

pachucos picnic

"PACHUCO TIEMPOS"

HELP IS ON THE WAY

ACCEPT NO SUSITUTE

NEW BROOM SWEEPS CLEAN

tubesteakmalibu's webcam video June 06, 2010, 11:08 AM

ZONE 1 HIGH RADIATION

"San Onofre Is Now The Great White Shark Capital Of The World." - O.C. Register, May 10, 2010

West Nile Virus: San Onofre

West Nile Virus is the most prevalent mosquito-borne disease in the United States.

West Nile Virus is NOT going to magically pass over San Onofre. If you're planning on surfing, or being at, San Onofre near dawn or dust, your risk is much higher than at midday.

There is no time of day or night that is guaranteed to be safe. You should apply insect repellent containing DEET, Picaridin or oil of lemon eucalyptus AT ALL TIMES while at, or near, San Onofre. Apply it to all skin not covered by clothing. It can also be sprayed onto clothing for extra protection. Long sleeves and pants are strongly recommended. You are not in any way "safe" from mosquitoes when you are out in the water. The Great White Sharks at San Onofre don't scare away mosquitoes.

According to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, people infected with WNV can develop a severe illness. Symptoms include: high fever, headache, neck stiffness, stupor, disorientation, tremors, convulsions, muscle weakness, vision loss, numbness and paralysis. Some people infected develop milder symptoms such as fever, headache and body aches, nausea, vomiting and sometimes swollen lymph glands or skin rash. Some will not have symptoms. West Nile Virus can be a life-altering and even fatal disease.

It is best to dump out water that has been sitting around in items such as buckets, tires, plant saucers, bird baths, pet water bowls and children’s pools. Mosquitoes only need a half inch of standing water to lay eggs. The eggs can hatch in as soon as two days!

Camp Pendleton officials are "taking measures to protect base occupants from WNV" by treating only large bodies of standing water, and they will do so on a 28-day cycle through October. If you take much comfort in this, you are not paying attention. Standing water by showers, bathrooms, drinking fountains, drainage pipes, ditches, etc., will not be treated. Mosquito eggs hatch in only two days, so that leaves about 26 days of virtually no protection, even around large bodies of water on the base.

I'm cautious not to tempt fate by saying "It can't get any worse a San Onofre," but you've got to wonder. And don't think you can hide from the mosquitoes. Most of then will be too small to see, only a few million will be as big as the San Onofre Mosquito (pictured).

"San Onofre Is 'Ground Zero' For Sharks" - O.C. Register, May 25, 2010

- "The bottom line is Trail One at San Onofre is ground Zero for these So Cal white sharks."

- "The 9-mile channel of San Onofre is the migration route for the big whites that go to Hawaii and Guadalupe Island from the Farallon Islands."

- "Keep your feet up."

All quotes from Orange County Register, May 25, 2010.

San-O Daze has warned you for years. Just a few of the posts: 2006 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009

DR. EVIL AND HIS SIDE KICK MINI-ME CHECK THE SURF...

You'll Come Because Of The Apocalypse, You'll Stay For The Sloppy Joes

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth...And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places. [Revelations 6:12-14]

If you have a fear, there will always be someone willing to take your money and promise to save you. These guys near Barstow, California, promise to save you and serve you a diet including Sloppy Joes. You don't want to try to survive the Apocalypse on a diet of cream cheese in rolled tortillas, do you?

BOB GELDOF and THE BOOMTOWN RATS-I dont like Mondays

WELCOME BACK

Stagnated San-O-Daze Surf Report

Gone surfing.

• Cam And Report
• Break Map
• Break/Travel Info

San Onofre Surf Report May13, 2010

Take a laxative or a Pepto or something and than go surfing.

Nike ad with the San Onofre senior surfers

Another California Cooler Commerical

California Cooler Ad

I'M PISSED OFF!!!!!!!

THE KING OF QUEER AND THE QUEEN OF WEIRDNESS CONTEST SUCKS!

THE F-ING STAND UP PADDLE KOOKS ARE AT IT AGAIN!

THESE STUPID KOOKS ARE TRYING TO LEND LEGITIMACY TO THEIR STUPID QUASI-SPORT. WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGS, AND SELF CENTERED NARCISSISTIC WORK OUT FREAKS. TAKING OVER A GREAT BEACH TO INCONVENIENCE AND JEOPARDIZE REAL SURFERS WHO CAN REALLY SURF, PLUS THOSE LOOKING TO LEARN TO SURF LIKE REAL SURFERS. THROW DOWN YOUR PADDLES AND GET THE HELL OUT OF SANO YOU FREAKS!

GIMME' SOME LOVING

Hobie Classic at San Onofre

Schedule: Stand Up exhibition at 8:00AM Saturday!
There are 4 divisions on Saturday, Oct 8.
Junior Women 15-19
Senior Women 20-34
Master's Women 35 & Older
Retro Expression Session - All ages
There are 4 divisions on Sunday, Oct 9.
Itzy Bitzys - 8 years and under
Ke'ikis - 9 & 10
Menehunes - 11 & 12
Wahines - 13 & 14
All confirmed entries will receive an email confirmation/invitation and directions to the HOBIE REGISTRATION PARTY on Friday Night, Oct. 7, 2010.
THE ENTRY FEE IS $ 250.00

For more info call(949) 494-8611
Gates open at 6:00 AM
Directions:
Exit the 5 freeway at Basilone road.Go towards the ocean.Go to the SURF BEACH sign and turn right.Go past the stop sign to the Ranger Kiosk.Be prepared to wait in line if you don’t get there when the gate opens.
Parking is very limited.There are outside showers.There are inside toilets.Bring drinking water, shade and sun screen. Hawaiian Plate Lunches available for an additional $50.00ea. Come prepared to spend the day. And don't forget your wallet for those extra expenses, and unforseen costs. Admission to San Onofre State Park Surf beach is $15.00
Contest Entry Instructions: By Credit Card Online:
Sign up online and pay securely with a CREDIT CARD!

By Mail:
1. Click acrobat icon to get the required release form and entry form.
2. Print out the release form and entry form.
3. Completely fill out both forms
5. Mail filled out release form and completed entry form with payment to:Allan Seemour Productions INC.P.O. Box 1446Capistrano Beach, CA 92624-044
By Fax:
1. Same instructions as above.2. Fax to: (949) 496-1706
Faxed entries must be accompanied with credit card info and expiration date.
Previous Allan Seemour Production's INC. Surf Contests:
Hobie San O ClassicSan Onofre Oct 7-8, 2010


2010 Allan Seemour Productions Inc.

San Onofre to be developed?

ENOUGH! hairbrained ideas for developing anything at san onofre! PRESERVE san onofre in it's natural state forever WITHOUT compromise!

Keep trestles clear of any kind of development including developed footpaths and tunnels and toilets and rangers and ranger buildings and lifegaurds and lifegaurd traffic, cars sirens, expensive salAried park employees and regulation of any sort. why are californians sitting by and watching their own infrastructure grow to the point of not being able to sustain it? why are californians letting the park system get so top heavy that it is closing the parks? why are we doing this type of construction right in the middle of the holy grail of surfing, and one of the nicest examples of a natural setting left on our coastline? lets fight this the way we fought the toll road. The "San Onofre Foundation" is trying to negotiate it's own long term vision , and quite frankly is a compromise too great for our immediate releif, and cost too much for future generations. TODAY; A FOOTPATH TOMORROW; PAVEMNT, PARKING METERS AND OVERCROWDING! contact the SANO ONOFRE FOUNDATION TO VOICE YOURSELF, MAYBE THEY WILL LISTEN??????????? www.sanofoundation.org/

CrazyBananaGirls - The Banana Boat Song

I HATE TEACHERS, THEY ARE STUPID

"THOSE THAT CAN, DO! THOSE THAT CAN NOT, TEACH!!
WHAT A BUNCH OF PUSSY WHINER, POLITICALLY CORRECT, LIBERAL FREAKS!
i SAY WE REPEAL THE (MOONBEAM) BROWN ACT OF 1974 GIVING PUBLIC EMPLOYEES THE RIGHT TO FORM UNIONS FOR THE PURPOSE OF SCREWING THE MOMS AND DADS OUT THERE WITH NO GREASE. IT'S ABOUT TIME THE PUBLIC KNEW THE REAL DEAL. UNION BRASS SAYS: "WE'LL START REPRESENTING THE KIDS WHEN THEY CAN PAY UNION DUES"
YOU MAY DISAGREE WITH ME, BUT CLICK HERE:
http://www.projo.com/education/content/central_falls_teachers.1_02-13-10_A8HEI7Q_v61.3a65218.html

ITS SPRINGTIME AGAIN

Controlling Mexican Whiteflies in your Garden
Mexican whiteflies suffer from an identity crisis, as they are not “true” flies at all. Their appearance resembles tiny, pure white “moths” but they are in fact, closely related to sap-sucking aphids. Aphid-cast skins can easily be mistaken for whitefly, but whitefly will quickly flutter up and fly away when disturbed.

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

JAWS 2003 featuring Garrett McNamara

California Cooler Malibu

Banana Malibu Rum: Banana Boat Song Tribal Dance

LOOK AT THIS STUPID JERK!

WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN IDIOT CONTINUES TO PADDLE SURF IN THE PRONE SURF AREA? CHUCK PATTERSON; AN ARROGANT IDIOT WHO THINKS HE IS IMMUNE TO THE SAFETY REGULATIONS. IT'S DUMBSH?TS LIKE THIS THAT WILL BLOW IT FOR THEMSELVES. WHAT A PRICK! i AM PISSED OFF AT THESE KIND OF SELFISH BASTARDS

TRYING TO PUSH THE ENVELOPE AND CHANGE 80 YEARS OF TRADITION AT SAN ONOFRE. STAND UP AND COUNT! IF YOU SEE THIS A-HOLE THERE, FLIP HIM OFF AS HE DRIVES BY AND YELL AT HIM! HE DRIVES A BIG POLLUTING STINKING DIESEL DUALLY TRUCK WITH A HOBIE STICKER ON THE BACK. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO CONFRONT HIM, THIS WILL CONTINUE.

I'M PISSED OFF

AS YOU CAN SEE, WE ARE UNDER SIEGE

AS AMERICANS, HOW CAN WE SIT BY AND WATCH THIS?

DID YOUR FOREFATHERS SHED THEIR BLOOD

SO YOUR STUPID ASS COULD SIT HOME ON ELECTION DAY?

DO SOMETHING NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

SUP SURF DISASTER ON THE ROCKS AT JAWS!

NEW GOVERNMENT ISSUE SIGN AT DOGPATCH...

gary checked in today

plagued by a recent relapse, Gary was cooperative and optimistic about his prospects for a full recovery from alchoholism. He tried the "cure" before, but quit going to the "stupid meetings".

AMERICAN HERO

It’s amazing how many times I have driven the road to San O and never once gave it a thought as to what Basilone road was named after. I did a little research and found out the following: Basilone Road is named after a Gunnery Sergeant John Basilone, (November 4, 1916 – February 19, 1945). He was a United States Marine who received the Medal of Honor for his actions at the Battle of Guadalcanal during World War II. He was the only enlisted Marine in World War II to receive the Medal of Honor and the Navy Cross. His story will be told during the new TV series called The Pacific.A section of U.S. Interstate 5 running through Camp Pendleton is named the "Gunnery Sergeant John Basilone Memorial Highway".About the TV series:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pacific_(miniseries)About Gunnery Sergeant John Basilonehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Basilone

MEN WITH DOGS....

Literally and figuratively.

AUTHORITIES STEP UP EFFORTS TO RID OLDMANS OF SWEEPERS…

San Diego County Sheriffs use a high pressure water canon to quell a pack of unruly SUP'ers that refused orders to leave the area and to return to the south of Dogpatch.

This man had enough and tossed the whole thing in the dumpster.

with regard to Lou............................

Louis Spincter will not blog for 1 week to honor a self-imposed
sabbatical and and celebrate his 19 year anniversary to shotzy.
All the previous posters to sanodaze can now return to this forum of funny
before it was hi-jacked by the religious right.

Sano Surf Report April 1, 2010

• Cam And Report
• Break Map
• Break/Travel Inf

Tritium leak at San Onofre

Sanodaze has always been a somewhat funny blog,

but this is no joke. Severe birth defects and health problems have

plagued the old timers and their offspring for decades. The Tritum leak of 1978 in

reactor #1 has long been suspected as the culprit in these myriad problems.

Pictured here is Ron Clarks grandson, Timmy. Think hard before entering the water

near San Onofre. Although Dr. Ralph is not a REAL Dr. if he were, he would concur.

The "surf" report is this: Surf at your own risk and the risk of your succeding generations of family members.

Rancher killed in AZ after tipping authorities

http://www.borderinvasionpics.com/Invasion.html

Sano Surf Report March 30, 2010

• Cam And Report
• Break Map
• Break/Travel Inf

pseudo-teacher attacked by small children

The plot unraveled over the weekend when a student tipped off police, Camber reported.
School officials said they never imagined that some of the 8- and 9-year-olds boys and girls at the school would think of bringing physical harm to a teacher, KSBR reported.
"A plan had been developed amongst several of our third-grade students to allegedly do harm to their teacher," said Theresa Martin, of Orange County Schools District. "It's shocking that they would think of this at their young age. I think that is probably the most shocking part for all of us," Martin said.
In addition to the knife being found, the school officials said other students had duct tape, handcuffs, ribbon and a heavy crystal paperweight relatives said each child at Malcom Elementary School in Laguna Niguel, had a job to do, including one assigned to wipe up the blood.
The plot unraveled over the weekend when a student tipped off police, Camber reported.
School officials said they never imagined that some of the 8- and 9-year-olds boys and girls at the school would think of bringing physical harm to a teacher, until the teacher deserved it after correcting them one too many times by pointing out their "run on" sentences and correcting their grammer and punctiuation. a Teacher said...
"These" is present tense."Those" is past tense."Were" is also past tense.As the photo appears to be dated, we must assume that you mean "Those were the days" and not "These are the days" or "These were the days".It is also customary to capitalize the first letter of a sentence." apparently, said one youth "the teacher deserves to die".

San Onofre Surf Report March 29, 2010

• Cam And Report
• Break Map
• Break/Travel Inf

GOOD, BAD, INDIFERENT

Beaches in orange county close for sewage spill.

Lou Spincter
One of the largest sewage spills along the Southern California coastline in years has forced the closure of three miles of popular beaches and surf breaks in south Orange County.An underground sewage main in Rancho Santa Margarita ruptured Tuesday afternoon, sending an estimated 500,000 gallons of raw sewage gushing into a creek that empties into the ocean at Doheny State Beach in Dana Point, officials said Thursday.Beaches from the breakwater at Dana Point Harbor to Capistrano Bay Community Beach could remain closed through the weekend, or until water quality test- ing meets state standards for two straight days, Orange County health

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these were the days

can anybody identify these kids?

EPIC TIMES

There was a time of times Saturday afternoon. Dana Point Harbor overlooking water. Patrick Tracy and friends all 150. Tommy Witt, Dingo, MT, JT, Beege, Laurie, 'Trish the Dish', and a cast of many.

San Onofre Surf Report March 21, 2010

• Cam And Report
• Break Map
• Break/Travel Inf

San Onofre season kick off

A good time was had by many as the music

and surfing season kicked off today! Attendance was

higher than normal with about 80 people present

as dingo took center stage for some outstanding

solo work on his 1947 marting ukulele. Others also joined

in the fun, music, and surf. come on down every tuesday during daylight

saving time!

Michael Schumacher New Mercedes Benz SLS AMG Commercial *HQ*

I just ordered one of these babies this weekend.
Twenty six week waiting period.

went to sano today

Real cool new surf spot. this place has a cool dirt road and

makes you feel like you are surfing a bygone era. the "shack" shanty

structure lends itself to the overall "tommy bahama meets the surf"

ambiance. Load your talega wagon and head down with the kids now that the weather is getting better.

This is messed up!

(Newser) – Wal-Mart has dropped the price of a black Barbie doll in a move that's raising a ruckus. "Both are great dolls," carefully emphasized a Wal-Mart spokeswoman. But the price was cut $2 for a black Ballerina Teresa Barbie from the $5.93 for the white version because the black Barbies weren't selling. "Pricing like items differently is a part of inventory management in retailing," said the spokeswoman. But a Harlem activist warned that such a strategy in this case "can have collateral damage."
The "implication of lowering the price is that it's devaluing the black doll," said Thelma Dye, the executive director of the Northside Center for Child Development. Wal-Mart could have decided "that it's important we don't send a message that we value blackness less than whiteness," said Los Angeles sociology professor Lisa Wade. Ironically, Wade pointed out, the black dolls may not be selling as well because white parents are more reluctant than blacks to buy dolls of a different race for their children.

Check out this necklace!!

relegated to the mundane

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSETO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USINGTHE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR AFEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE ATIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROMROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LLBE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'TMOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40...IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THEDUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEYBRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. _________________________________________________________________

Grand Funk Railroad - I'm Your Captain/Closer To Home

Caught in the act part two.

FORMAL APOLOGY

I Rev. Lou Spincter Apologize for my thoughtless,

misguided, racist, sexist, and antisemtic expressions

on this blog. I realize my actions have been offensive

to many and have at the minimum, been stupid, thoughtless,

insensitive, and basicly without any class or honor. This

blog deserves better than that! In the future, (if allowed to remain as a contributer)

I will be more respectful, and much less offensive. It has been

my pleasure to contribute to this forum of funny, and I know I really crossed the line!

yours truly, Lou

Caught In The Act

Fats, as a young boy caught by his Mom in the act

TOURISTS FLOCK FROM NEAR AND FAR TO VIEW THE FOSSILIZED RING OF FIRE...

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Bk Mark Reynolds March 6, 2010 Breaking news!!!! Cal-Boating has officially declared SUP's as vessels! the state must enforce it! This means they must carry safety equip ie. flotation devices and whistle or horn. They must stay 200 ft from swimmers aka surfers. Tell your lifeguards to enforce these rules as they are compelled to do by state law.

They are taking over!

Rabbi surfers are sprouting up at local breaks!

WTF?

AMAZING PHENOMENON...

With just the right mixture of rain, ash, and sand, the contents of the firerings have once again turned to concrete.

LETS HEAR IT FOR?

Repairs to beach postponed

Due to ongoing budget concerns, the Sano Onofre erosion

project has been postponed indefinately. Tom Lambast was quoted as saying "screw it,

were losing our lease in two years anyway". Archy and me both chimed in that the world would also be ending in 2012.