Friday, March 28, 2008

sharks at san onofre


Listen: I hate to be the one to rain on you parade of shark facts, and recent shark hysteria at san onofre. I have been coming to san onofre since 1925, in that short 83 year period, numerous deaths and attacks have happened. Before Edison, State of California, and the I5 went through to san diego, San O was known for giant sharks. These great white sharks have been sharing the waters with the bathers for decades, and now you are going to see a cycle of ignorance repeated by those who don't learn from history. Sharks KILL people! There are Sharks in the water at San Ononfre. There are so many right now the aerial shots are counting up to sixty per square mile. Do Not Go Surfing at San O. This is not a joke.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks, for keeping us updated, Shorty. This morning at San Onofre parking area they caught a man eating shark, but they made him spit it out.

henny penny said...

You freakazoids, there are absolutly no sharks at San Onofre. Why do you try to traumatize us?

ACTUAL REAL COMMENTER! said...

supposedly . . .

Anonymous said...

Commentator,supposedly won't cut it. Either you're on the bus or you're not.

henny penny said...

Hey, Shotzy, what really does the I-15 have to do with shark attacks at San Onofre. That thing is too far south. What's wrong with you, anyway? You've lost your marbles.

lounge lizard said...

How sad. How pathetic.

Shotzy Shaffer said...

The I5 is what pissed the sharks off, the plant, and surfers with their resin impregnated pollution causing wax, and vehicles on the beach, has angered mother nature and this is just the beginning of payback time, you watch, the whole karma of our actions and failure to stem pollution will end mankind forever. the sharks are just the beginning!

Anonymous said...

Shotzy, you must find a Community College featuring an anger management class.

lounge lizard said...

Anon' is that 'local' or popolo, oh' wha'?

Anonymous said...

yes, it is true the sharks are back for the summer but did any of you witness all of the Moray eels this weekend. Sightings were witnessed at both the Point & Four Doors. They were washing up like grunion at Old Man's too.

Anonymous said...

San Onofre is for $ale. Ask that flaming ASSHOLE Henry Ford! He bought for December! If you want to surf there then, you will need to be invited by Oxbow.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Henry, surfing is grateful for what you've done for the sport. Laird, Gerry, Kelly, and Wingnut, send their best.

Anonymous said...

it is true. Oxbow has rented Sano for the entire month of December for promotions and clinics. Sano will be closed to the public and only open to distributors and dealers of Oxbow.

jacobs surfboards said...

A non', this is truly great news. San Onofre w ent to sleep at the switch. Henry Ford will breath life back to the Ol' Girl. Way to go,
Ford-o.

Anonymous said...

noob

Anonymous said...

hey i dont know you, but i dont care. listen sharks were here first, sharks have been around for more than 450 billion years!!!! there is only a small number of sharks actually killing people. but there are people killing sharks everyday all the freaking time. over 75 million sharks are killed every year. sharks are a big part of the ocean food cain, this freaking crap is makiing me freaking mad. when i grow up, i want to be a marine biologist. but i caint if people like you stick up for peple like them. i bet your just jeaulous because they have a more sophisticated and mature mind. sharks have to eat too. and all the waste and pollution your leaving in our majestic ocean is killing there prey. and how would you like it if some idiot walked inton your home wearin a frwakin speedo

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