Sunday, April 26, 2009


Shark Warning Ignored
William Loman II. Was attacked and died yesterday evening at the Point, San Onofre , White Sharks have been spotted In the area for the last weeks and surfers ignored warnings by the park rangers to be on their guard. It appears the resident seagulls were feeding on the remains for the hours prior to the discovery of his body. "Willy" as he was affectionatelyknown, was a local salesman and is survived by his wife Linda.We'll miss you buddy!


TA DOG said...

It has just been reported that Murphy, the head gardener at The White House, has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to many U.S. presidents.

When interviewed, Murphy protested his innocence and said, "All I did was ask the Secret Service if anyone had seen the spade and the hoe."

QUINCEY said...

You confounded scare-
mongers. This morning the church children and I were going to the beach at 'Nofre, but no way because of your silly shark scare. Chances of being eaten by a GWS are slim and none, and slim just rode out of town on a horse 20 minutes ago. Our Pastor's son said being
gobbled head first by a maneater are as likely as running into the pilings at the San Onofre pier.

The Pete Family said...

Geez, Shotzy! To even have this remotly believable, try to find some material from other sources then back issues of San-O Daze!

Rim Shot said...

Returning home from the beach, Murphy was shocked to find his house ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Murphy ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps put his face in his hands and moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

Anonymous said...

Hey Quincey bro, there ain't no pier at San Onofre, What gives anyways.

uncle eddie said...

Where all da' sharks? Dey ain't no sharks here. I'm going back in the water.

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