Monday, October 13, 2008

More Shark Trouble



Anonymous said...

Attention Esquire: Some guy was whining the other day about this San-O Daze cluttered with shark graphics, then you run a photo of some shark hitting a roof. What do you think we just fell off the cabbage truck, or what?

> anon <

Sydney Carton, Esq. said...

I had heard that he was whining that there weren't enough shark graphics. It just goes to show you how things get distorted.

P.S. I also had heard that he is gathering signatures on a petition to pave the dirt road, he supports building a ten-lane wide Toll Road, he wants amnesty for all illegal aliens, he’s campaigning on the beach for Obama, and he was on a turnip truck, not a cabbage truck.

fruit cake said...

Carton Jr. Esq., I signed
the petition over a dozen times to pave Eddie McBride
Drive ASAP. I don't think the fellow was from anywhere but the turnip capitol of USA, Tennessee.

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